Redruth...............you're right of course ......... careful selection is very important. My ideal has always been..........

Blonde, 6', nymphomaniac, brewery heiress with an avid interest in all things Italian motorcyclia, oh and she MUST have big tits :lol::lol:

I've been lucky as 5 out of 6 can't be bad :D

Redruth................I take it you're of the female whotsit, you know, gender. :P:D

The key to your comments is in the fact that you've "ploughed" your way throught 6 girlfriends - Steady Evvy - clearly not! Yes, guilty as charged - female. Remark about 'girlfriends' not intended to imply anything. Just showing support with the poor guyser whose b!tch trashed his bike. :burn:

She didn't have big tits! (she better not read this or she'll probably come round and kill me!). Nice arse though. I will choose carefully next time.

I could get an estimate, but she doesn't have any money and to make things even better she didn't have her contract renewed after a 3 month trial period, so she'll have even less money....

I am calm, but not sure for how long! I have to sort the bike out, and get a place to live, all pretty sharpish....

Thanks for all the help people!

Check out 'What's the point' thread Ruth - who had the cracking day? :lol:

Sorry for being flippant Jody & hope you get sorted soon. Best to get it to a dealer/ Ducati specialist and get it checked over.

My ex-wife kicked in the door panel on my Merc 190E that I owned at the time I said I was off with my blonde, 6'...........etc, etc

I deducted the repair bill from the divorce settlement and actually got away with it :lol:

Haven't you got any compromising pictures of her that you can threaten her with & stick those up on the web. There's plenty of PhotoShop experts on here who can add a bit of poetic licence.

Failing that................pay a few bob, get a solicitor to write a letter to her claiming all the damages, repair bill, solicitors cost etc...............failing payment of which you will take her to court with all incremental costs to be recovered. Scare her into paying up and take a settlement.

BTW what did you do to make her so mad to do this?

I'm going to say to her that I'll report it to the Police unless she pays. She also broke a couple of pairs of my Oakleys, and gave me a clout round my ear, along with her brother who was there. So that hurts, not as much as the bike though!

I won't go in to much detail, but basically we'd been out - seperately, we'd both been drinking despite her saying she wouldn't, and she went down my phone while I was asleep - claimed to be looking for some pics. She found a couple of texts a friend of mine had sent (female friend - innocent tho) and she just went mad, jumped to all sorts of conclusions about me meeting up with her etc.

So guys beware! I'm going to make sure not to get another insanely jealous girlfriend, and I'm going to save all the girls I know under Bob, or James something like that! I don't want this to happen again:puzzled:

Tough way to find out your better off out of it mate.............you're lucky she didn't take a carving knife to your gonnads whilst you were asleep or you'd have to change your board name to Wayne Bobbit :o

Ahhh - the University of Life, graduate from the School of Hard Knocks ... ;)

Ouch. Seems like you've suffered some injustice. Good luck finding somewhere to live etc. Top tip: always delete everything from your phone at the end of each day. Make it a rule, like taking your lenses out or earrings off no matter how ****ed you get. After a while, it will become 2nd nature. Or so I hear!!!:roll:

Dude she sounds just like my psycho ex :lol:

I lost count of the number of times I slept on my front after an argument.......

Wasn't veggy by any chance!!?