His face is Tripping him 24/7

/ian :devil:

Ian ... :o:o ... do something about your signature gif before you are painfully censored :D

I love my job.

9 Years in the Army and i finally came to my senses.

I only work 161 days a year Offshore, 2 weeks on 2 weeks off, 2 weeks on 4 weeks off.

The money is excellent for what i do but the time off is the key.

I get to take the wee man to school and watch him play football, i get to his parent meetings and am home at nights unlike some poor dad's so i help him with his homework and stuff, things my old man never did.

Sure the 2 weeks away are hard but i am sure i actually get more quality time with the family than some poor sods who work 9-5.

Nice one scotty, thats what its all about.

Maybe going off the point a bit but these two comments are genuine staff appraisal comments from the days when laughing wasn't a disciplinary offence where I work!

For XXXXX work equals pain, XXXXX has a low pain threshold.

XXXXX does as much work as he thinks he gets paid for.


Ray.

My favourite one is:-

X sets very low standards for himself and continually fails to achieve them.

lol Everton, no ones pm'ed me about it, if it does offend then ill gladly remove it.

/ian