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ScottyB 06-Nov-2005 19:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul James
I think visiting this individual to express our sympathies with his dreadful plight would be well worthwhile and a very christain thing to do. Something along the lines of: you hold the little sh*t while I smash his kneecaps with this 5lb lump hammer I just happen to have found in my car !!!!!:D:D:D

Naaaaa 5lb hammer is boring Paul.

Metal baseball bat is best.

If you get a good rhythm going it is like playing the kettle drum, great symphoney of sounds depending on whether you are striking bone or muscle......:D

Stealth 06-Nov-2005 20:31

12 gauge shell of 2 shot in each knee cap................

AK 06-Nov-2005 21:14

ta Frank - not quite as sophisticated as the one I use at work, but nearly;)

edited to say: somebody who knows somebody, says this matter is being resolved

C:saint:

[Edited on 6-11-2005 by CK and AK]


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