Don't laugh, I know a man who only passed his HGV test because he did enough research into the letter boards you get at the Doctors, got copies of them all and then went and memorised them!

Another test i have to do every 2 years or so(as long as i can blag it) is a hearing test. There are two methods.......

1) just keep pressing the trigger bit like firing a toy gun......

2) smarm the nurse running it, so you can see what stage she sets the test at

oh 3)...........just do it correctly, but wheres the fun in that?

Is the answer a puppy?

I think it's two puppies.......

Mutters, you're colour blind ... ;)

Looks like what i bring up on Saturdays nights just after a kebab........about 5 times ;)

"I see dead people"