Bloody 'ell Jools. You have hidden talents!

Are you bored or som'ing :lol::lol:

There are many Ducatis
Ridden by fatties
And a few with thin riders too
But none which were faster
Than Mort's master blaster
The duke that was ever so blooo

There's a club on the web
Where the major celeb
Hasn't four valves, or three valves, but two
An ancient design
Bought forward in time
It's the duke that everyone knew

When quizzed in debate
Nelly did state
"Aye, it's quick for a Blooo!"
But he never displayed
The graph where it made
That magical hundred point two!

Very well done Ali, you freakin nerd!!

:lol: Alie, I was told today to get out more......... You should take head my friend!

Where's the bucket, think I'm gonna puke again today!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Jools and Ali
:D:lol::D:lol::D:lol:
abso blurdy lutely brill
and the dyno run graphs are being sent to KB (the pretty one) to scan and once thats done Im sure Nelly and KB will post them here
Smile is as big as ever
Im sooooooooo proud, and yup, it aint been cheap, but Blooo is a one and only precious thing
If I get the nerve up, it may surprise one or two of the "faster boys" at Jerez

This project has been well worth the wait, angst, heartache, cash spent, and finally the unveilling ceremony at the dyno

Lets hope Mort can do her justice now
bestest
mort:burn::burn::burn::sing::sing:
:cool:

One dyno graph.....................

Red line is crank, blue at the front sprocket and green at the wheel.
There's a comparative reading on the dyno of 78 bhp or so. This was another 900SSie with cans, air filter and ecu mod.

Bloo Dukes nutz are now of the extremely large and hairy variety.......:devil:

[Edited on 22-1-2005 by nelly]

This phrase is kind of over-used now, but ....

Sorted!

Nice one, chaps.

Love the poem, Ali. I think we need a new forum, 'Poets' Corner'. Just to keep the besotted drivel off this 'non DSC idle chat board' :lol::lol::lol:

Mort, have a fantastic time in Jerez. I'm sure you will but look after that Bloo Baby and be sure to post piccies when you get back.

Regards
Ruth :D:D

Looking at the footage that I edited yesterday I am seriously worried about my "uncle Mort"...I really dont think he'll be able to handle all that torque...and the sound of the cans will definately get through those custom made ear plugs.
Perhaps we ought to swap and you have my "safer" 750s and I will look after Bloo...For health and safety reasons Obviously:devil:
Oh... does anyone want to watch Bloo on the dyno or....???
...it's just me thats completely SAD then!:P