Surely the happiness of the bretheren and sisterin of the DSC is paramount?

I'll pimp you out Jeff! You got any more realistic photos?

You don't think I look too much like the elephant man do you?

I am sure your hair is greyer than that.

Is that a itacuD top your wearing.

I must have walked past some Grecian 2000 in boots the day the photo was taken.
No.............. I've never ever ever died my mullet, old and grey I'm afraid.



Gaz, what is a itacuD top?
Would that be a reference to my Ducti t-shirt?

The last photo is back-to-front, or are you using the web cam ?

Sorry. I only just got it, when I saw this post........ uugggggghhhhhhh!
Make sure she's not too bright when you find one for me.

Yes it is a web cam, so does that mean I'll dress to the other side when I take a photo?

Did you not notice that your workshop / office has been meticuliously turned around to represent the mirror image of reality? Spooky! Who would go to all that trouble?

I think you're bored :lol:

You mean it's all fantastically well sorted whilst my life is in the cr*pper?
:(
If my workshop is not clean then I cannot work, would you give some guy an expensive watch to fix, if his bench looked like a blacksmiths forge?

Is this you????
http://www.ufobc.ca/yukon/yukon%20images/alien.jpg