I have to say, Im extremely disappointed that all the clues have led you in the wrong direction
I may well post in this board as my real identity in the next half hour
I know many of you personally and many of you from the board
I do like to post now and again
Final guesses please

another clue
I tend to use certain smilies in my signature

Oh well, I fergin well failed to gets this guys (or girlies) identity
so sum further clues
the prize is an oil change wiff new filter at nelly's????????
I dont know wot to expect then
dont keep us out in the cold any longer m8
tell us yer real name
mort in a slightly pee'd off mood:o:o

Are you blonde and have we seen photo's? ala pre calendar thread?
Are you female?
If Porry KNOWS you is that cos your a suverner?
If you like Whitesnake you have some taste so I guess your bike is Yella?
Come on ya tight get give us some real clues, cryptic or not you must have something better than the above twaddle?

I think your right there yella can't remember her name though :puzzled:

i was getting to the point (or past it) where i couldn't care who it is :o but i must be bored cos i was looking through the member list to find the name

Mystery
 

are you a wizard with dukes related to an animal in the circus?

or more likely are you covered in woad like the ancient celts and reside in a land similar to your real name?:puzzled:

Ok
Female guess says Mutley, leggy blonde with the nice 748?

Male guess would have to be.

Dibble, where the **** is Dibble?
Anyone seen him, miss his doughnut chewing sounds, Oh Dear oh dear oh dear.

Am I close or wot Mystery

Is this part of one of your posts from v recent?

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Next phase of 'heavy metal bike bird' stayed a while - but didnt quite look righteous on my bike (GS750) with the high heels/platforms I needed to touch the ground with (the things we did when younger eh?). Music still fondly remembered - Blue Oyster Cult, Sabbath, White Snake, Motorhead.....
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Not CK by any chance?

:rodent::rodent::rodent::rodent::rodent:??

psychlist....psychlist....psychlist....psychlist.. ..psychlist....

what a great way to get your count up:smug: