Ouch my head...
 

Ack. Nightmare morning this morning!

Was on the company Christmas do last night. Free booze from 6pm until we went on to another *ahem* club and finally got home at 2am this morning.

Woke up late (on purpose) but then had the kids jumping
on the bed at 8am, with me still drunk. Not pleasant.
Jump in the shower, get ready, bus leaves in 5 minutes
from up the road so I'm out the door then realise I've
left the MP3 player inside. Back in, more kisses with
the kids, grab MP3 player, leg it up the road in the
pouring rain.

I managed to swipe a bottle of water from the fridge as
I left, so I had a swig and put it in my coat pocket.
Bus arrives (luckily it's the 8.55 which is ten minutes
late) so I sit and doze as it takes me to the station.

While I'm dozing I'm thinking that the drink bottle is
feeling a bit cold against my leg...

Get to the station and stand up, then realise that the
bottle has leaked into my lap and I look like I've
p155ed myself. Lovely. At least it's raining and
nobody will notice.

Fall asleep on train - trains stuck outside Gidea Park
due to a person being struck by a train, but luckily
we missed it.

Trousers / jacket / coat nearly dry as I leave the train
and walk out into the ****ing rain. Ten steps later and
my shoes leak, so I've now got soaking socks too.

I'm going for a sleep in the toilet. If I'm not back
in an hour call an ambulance as I'll probably have
fallen off an broken my neck at this rate.

you city boys! :lol::lol::lol:

I'd quit while you're still behind, go home the sofa beckons!!! have a little kip while yhe kiddywinkies are at school, and maybe catch up on a bike vid!;)

I'm considering as I was force fed Stella last night;)

Know the feeling well.

We had first company do last Saturday, (night wandering round Manchester), part 2, the meal with wives, girlfriends or both if you're really brave takes place this Saturday. I'm not looking forward to Sunday:barfy:

Christmas do? I should be so lucky.... not had one of them for nearly 10 years!!

im just getting over our Doo last night, red wine and garlic are the main constituants of the evening. I didnt make the club.
Got another doo tonight, one of the team is leaving, then a Curry Sat night with all the neighbours.

Nice to relax at Christmas time!! and i dont mean my bowels either!

Had our xmas do yesterday too:) started at 11am with glass of vino at desks, then onto local golf club (which some of you went to in late Nov) for 'black tie/evening dress' lunch & afternoon frolics:cool:

A little worse for wear this morning, and trying to keep head together - as am being 'volunteer receptionist' today - as ours has too much of a hangover to come in!!:o:barfy:

At least I've got time to look at internet, instead of scoffing chockies at my own desk whilst scribbling:D

C

Antonye I bet you ended up blaming it all on the railway staff.
I just can't believe the sort of person we allow on our trains:lol::lol:

Ugggh! I hate that - the "still taste it the next morning" effect! Especially with something like garlic! I bet you're Mr Popular today!


:lol:

Any more nights like that and I don't think you'll have much choice!

Heh, well who else is at fault? Damn train drivers! Can't they just swerve and miss them or something?! :lol: