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CK 02-Mar-2006 17:11

Men!!!
 
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.



1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.


4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.


5. Go for the younger man You might as well, they never mature anyway.


6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.


10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.


12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.


14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


15. Sadly, all men are created equal.



:P:P:lol:

Teddy1 02-Mar-2006 17:47

.doc]sorry

Teddy1 02-Mar-2006 17:51

No, it did'nt work. Unfortunately No. 4 is right about me. I have a good email through word, but I can't get it on here. Never mind.

Good 1 anyway CK

T5sBetterHalf 02-Mar-2006 18:14

luv it oooh so vey true!!!

Dementor 02-Mar-2006 19:32

Dementoress would probably agree, if I gave her permission to:P

clockwork orange 02-Mar-2006 21:55

Since when does she need your permission Roy?????.....:devil:

sparkin 02-Mar-2006 21:58

You hurt me Charlotte:sniff:

CK 02-Mar-2006 22:16

Quote:

Originally posted by Dementor
Dementoress would probably agree, if I gave her permission to:P

you probably havent shown her this Roy mate

Alan:lol:

phoenix n max 02-Mar-2006 22:21

Why is it so easy to nod to so many of those points :puzzled:

rcgbob44 03-Mar-2006 10:12

Ya Bitch!: D


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