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Queen_gravelpants 03-Mar-2004 09:50

Bra sizes
 
I don't normally post jokes but thought this was quite amusing!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!



{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

AK 03-Mar-2004 12:52

:o:o:o

:lol::lol:

:saint:

paynep 03-Mar-2004 14:19

There's a pair not a million miles away from me each night which are 34FF..........and they're DEFINITELY not fake!!


:D

paynep 03-Mar-2004 14:22

...and used to have a work colleague known as Juggernaut Juggs, also from her bra size.......but she had back trouble and left!!:lol::lol:

Monty 03-Mar-2004 14:22

Boasting again eh Paul?-and I thought that you were going to get them reduced........:lol::lol::lol:

John

paynep 03-Mar-2004 14:24

au contraire, I have named one of them Regis and just need a name for the left one......

Queen_gravelpants 03-Mar-2004 16:03

Quote:

Originally posted by paynep
au contraire, I have named one of them Regis and just need a name for the left one......


How about Lyme..... :lol: :lol:

BlueBell 03-Mar-2004 16:22

Quote:

Originally posted by Queen_gravelpants
I don't normally post jokes but thought this was quite amusing!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!



{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Is 'Dang' a good thing or bad thing? :saint:

dickieducati 03-Mar-2004 16:44

sorry i cant get to grips (so to speak) with the sizes. can some of the female members post a pictorial guide to help me out.:devil:

dave w 03-Mar-2004 20:25

Quote:

Originally posted by paynep
There's a pair not a million miles away from me each night which are 34FF..........and they're DEFINITELY not fake!!


:D

aren't they the pillows on your bed mate:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


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