Excitement
 

hmmmm...

do you ever look at your life and think to yourself 'wow, i really live life to the full and on the edge'???

I have just taken a very brief look at the last few days of my life and realised that may not be strictly true for me anymore...

had a new iron delivered on Tuesday and was quite excited about using it this morning.

Had a new dyson delivered today and actually stopped working for 10 minutes to put it together to give it a try out.

Now sitting here with baited breath waiting for an ebay auction to end..... for a slow cooker

:o:lol::lol:

what has happened to me??

Is there any hope left??

I'd end it all now if I were you - there's no hope!!!

Something has gone very badly wrong!!

Think you need to re-assess your priorities young lady! :lol:

it is a little bit worrying really!

still, at least it shows how domesticated I am, that can't be a bad thing..... can it?

:D

Steady on here..... I could get my house cleaned, all my clothes ironed, and a good meal....

Woo Hoo.... life just doesn't get any better!!!



....Yeah yer right Tim, maybe there's no hope for ME, let alone her ! :lol:

"could"?? "COULD"??

you do!! and...who exactly did i buy the iron for??

ok, technically it was for me, but only because i was fed up of yours when ironing YOUR shirts!! :D:D

Lily.
well i hope you got your slow cooker, then it will give you more time to do the ironing.

I could send you some hedgetrimmers, but I'm not sure you're ready for that sort of adrenalin rush just yet.

you suggesting my hedge needs trimming?? :o :o :o

its all the ironing and hoovering, i dont get much time for personal grooming....


oh oops, sorry :D

Your hedge need trimming? I dunno Lily, I wasn't there at that particular trackday

Lily,

What make of iron is it?...... Is it a steam iron?.......Please post photos!

oh its a lovely iron, in pastel blue :)

and great news, i won the auction.... :D


oh please, somebody shoot me now....please......

BANG!

:sing::sing: I guess the "slow" cooker will be a RED one then :frog:

pmsl!!!

obviously!!!

Sounds like .... You Lost The Plot..... get a grip girl...:P:P:P:P:P

You sound just like my Hell's ! :P

I find using the dyson quite stimulating. No matter how clean you think the carpet is, that bugger just keeps on picking stuff up! :burn:

Lily
You need more sex in your life.
( JPMercer enters from stage left in shiny black Respro waterproof over suit and big grin only)



Andy


After this comment you just need F#####g with a Dyson extension tube. :sing::sing::sing::sing::sing:

If the Dyson is for cleaning the hospitality unit, the iron for pressing the team shirts and the slow cooker for preparing food for the sponsors it can't all be bad.
But I take it thats not the case.

Nelly, don`t be bitchy!

Lily,

Could be worse, you could be looking to buy a caravan :o :lol:

Darren

Forget the hedge trimmers, leaf blowers ( that suck too ) are definatley more fun !! ( especially when rubber gloves are involved....

JUST DON'T ASK... OKAY !!!

:lol::lol:

**SLAP** and she woke up and it was all a bad dream!


LILY....NO, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???

Next you'll be painting the living room, then putting down floor tiles, and sanding skirting after you sand and paint the front door, and then scraping the wallpaper off the ceiling so the plasterer can plaster it, so that you can then sand and paint more walls...

OH MY GOD!!!! THATS ME!...

Lily?...Do you fancy going halves on some counselling?

Just bought a new Dyson 2nite as the old one blew the mains lead and it needed a new clutch, roller and belts, The new one sucked so much dirt from ther carpet in the garage firsttime i used it tonight I had to empty the cylinder.!

I`d forgotten the shear amount of pleasure one gets from vaccuming the garage!

Crikey, haven't benn on the board for a while being so busy with work so thought I'd catch up and completely misread this thread. Must learn to read slower when I read this.......


I read it as...............


Re-read it and thought that's OK...............until the thread started to unfold............. what a sad lot :o

Now where's my trouser press??:puzzled:

BDG:- have you run out of ammo or just waiting for the uzi from e-bay. Sound's like there's a whole bunch of 'em needs culling now. Quick, before they start breedin'..
:lol: