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everton 22-Sep-2004 11:23

Love him or hate him.............
 
You could always rely on Brian Clough (RIP) to come out with some pearlers..........got this off the BBC web-site and made me chuckle -

"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - On his own success.

"If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there" - On the importance of passing the ball to feet.

"I only ever hit Roy the once. He got up so I couldn't have hit him very hard" - On dealing with Roy Keane.

"We talk about it for 20 minutes and then we decided I was right" - On dealing with players who disagree with him.

"At last England have appointed a manager who speaks English better than the players" - On the appointment of Sven-Goran Eriksson.

"I'm sure the England selectors thought if they took me on and gave me the job, I'd want to run the show. They were shrewd because that's exactly what I would have done" - On not getting the England manager's job.

"Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes" - On England's exit from Euro 2000.

"The Derby players have seen more of his balls than the one they're meant to be playing with" - On a streaker who once interrupted a Derby County-Manchester United match.

"Manchester United in Brazil? I hope they all get bloody diarrhoea" - On Manchester United's decision to opt out of the FA Cup to play in the World Club Championship in 2000.

"For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls" - Referring to Sir Alex Ferguson's failure to win two successive European Cups.

"I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball? He might grab mine" - On the influx of foreign players.

"I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud" - On women and football.

"Anybody who can do anything in Leicester but make a jumper has got to be a genius" - His tribute to Martin O'Neill, who used to manage Leicester City.

"That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that" - On the pony-tailed former England goalkeeper David Seaman.

"If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well" - Saying that too many managers lose their jobs.

"I thought it was my next-door neighbour because I think she felt that if I got something like that I would have to move" - Guessing who nominated him for a knighthood.

"Who the hell wants 14 pairs of shoes when you go on holiday? I haven't had 14 pairs in my life" - On the contents of Victoria Beckham's missing luggage.

"He should guide Posh in the direction of a singing coach because she's nowhere near as good at her job as her husband" - Advice for David Beckham.

"Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive" - After the liver transplant which saved his life.

"I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me." - On being remembered.

nelly 22-Sep-2004 11:54

How could you not love him? I don't even like football but what a character!!
Talked far more sense than people gave him credit for. Don't know about England manager............he should have been prime minister!!

Cloughie......................RIP. (and god help them in heaven)

Ozz 22-Sep-2004 11:57

Certainly one of a kind. RIP.

BDG 22-Sep-2004 12:03

Definately should have had the England job
 
Good bye top man

rcgbob44 22-Sep-2004 12:35

I hate football!:o

Jools 22-Sep-2004 14:12

Quote:

Originally posted by rcgbob44
I hate football!:o

So do I Bob, and hardly know a thing about it. I do know that Cloughy made me laugh though. Top bloke...R.I.P

guest1 22-Sep-2004 14:35

Another from Cloughie: "When I get to heaven God will be looking for a new seat".

think I can hear him now, rearranging the furniture.
Whenya gotta go, ya gotta go.
Good man.

deej 22-Sep-2004 20:50

R.I.P.

The only manager that could have won england a trophy

dave s 22-Sep-2004 20:50

one of the all time greats, top class footballer,top class manager and a top class bloke,he will be sadly missed.
R.I.P.cloughie

Rocker 22-Sep-2004 21:19

Quote:

Originally posted by deej
R.I.P.

The only manager that could have won england a trophy


Err does 1966 and Alf Ramsey ring any bells?
Having said that I put Cloughie alongside Bill Nicholson Matt Busby & Bill Shankley

kwikbitch 22-Sep-2004 21:27

Probably one of Notts best!...
watch out God...here he comes!;):saint:

guest1 23-Sep-2004 14:37

Quote:

Originally posted by dave s
one of the all time greats, top class footballer,top class manager and a top class bloke
Top class bloke may be, but was he also a closet coiffure?

Companies house have two dormant companies with Brian Clough signature on them-
one of them is Brian Clough Ltd
second is Michael K Hairdressing Ltd, Brian Clough sole director :puzzled:

MJS 23-Sep-2004 14:52

One of Cloughie's best...

It's a cup tie, 10 minutes to go, Forest are down 1 - 0 and they've
used all their subs.
For once in his life Stuart "Psycho" Pearce comes off second best in a
tackle.
The physio shouts out to Cloughie ... 'He cant go back on,
he's taken a knock to the head, he doesn't know who he is.'
Cloughie replies ....'Tell him he's f**king Pele and put him up
front

Festa748 23-Sep-2004 20:53

Great Manger
should have been England Boss

Will be missed

R.I.P


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