Nice happy day
 

I is 45 years ancient today and guess what the first thing that drops onto the mat - Notice of intended prosecution...46 in a 40mph limit - this really is starting to take the p*ss - this effin' government with their poxy safety speed limit restrictions......makes me want to use public transport....it's getting way to revenue generating...

Paul-fast-running-out-of-points:mad:

err .. Happy Birthday mate :D

Have a double on me mate.

What a bummer!!!!!

Happy (rest of) birthday.

Not sure I should come on this board and mix with you hardened criminal types. I've lived a very sheltered life.


NB. A little birdy told me that if you happen to buy a bike with an incorrect number shown on the number plate - say an 'O' where a 'D' should be - and you (in your innocence) don't notice, then all speeding tickets you'd otherwise pick up will go astray. Moreover, the fine for (innocently) having an incorrect number is only a half-crown or summat!

Now, my question is this: What the hell is a half-crown??

Happy birthday old chap.............whoops sorry, I know, less of the old. Glad to see someone older than me on the board.

Sorry to hear about your speeding ticket. I've noticed a lot more traffic police with hand held radar targetting 40mph limits round here lately too.

I wouldn't advocate using public transport though...............it's just not healthy :barfy: I used the train/tube for the first time in over a year on Monday and realised straight away why I stopped. During my journey three different people sat next to me between Twyford and the Barbican and all three were full of flu and head colds. The left side of me was soaking by the time I got off with so much sneezing going on.

I'm off to the doc's for a flu jab I think.................am I old enough to qualify? :lol:

12.5 pence:lol:

Happy Birthday sir!:D

C

Many happies of the day to you.

I'm 47 (sorry 12 upstairs!)

I have a 5 year old boy who recognises Valentino and the Duke boys on track he wants a small bike (like you Dad!)

Just enjoy the rest of your day, pay the bar-stewards their fine , go down the pub have a few shandys and curse the system!

have a goodun!!!!:saint:

Thanks for the condolences on the age and points - I think I'll just stick my head in a vat of tequila...for the next few days!:barfy:

:rodent: The old number plate idea does appeal though... yeah do it, do it, do it, do it, just do it

Go away and populate another post ya git...all artistic license waived...(sorry Jools)

;)

[Edited on 27-10-2004 by fatduke11111]

oops...Happy birthday:puzzled:

Don't know what to say Paul - happy birthday anyway - how's the vat of tequila going?

I don't want to incriminate myself, but..
On 3 occasions in the past 2 years a notice of intended presecution has come through the letter box, Of a house very similar to mine.
Completly ignoring the thing has had the same successful result on each occasion.
I do not think they can be arsed with the difficult customers.

Happy birthday fatty. As I`m only on the other side of the valley we should meet up some time for a pint as there arn`t to many dukes around these parts.

i got a court summons on my 24th birthday ,life can be cruel some times

happy b'day by the way :frog: