Oh no Nelly\'s in trouble !!!!!
 

I always new he was just too good to be true, check this story out and be careful next time you're up at Cornerspeed for coffee and a ahem....... service :P :devil::lol:

Read the news article

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thats what mates are for.... :sing:

Who's a pretty princess then :D

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Cheers "mate" :frog:

They got it wrong about the poo thing though. It was only a Mars bar I had in my back pocket :puzzled:

And as for being weak.............if three women want to grapple me to the floor, then I ain't going to put up much of a fight now, am I ;)

hmmm sounds like more than caffeine, nicotine and sugar to me :devil:

3 women...........what again ?? :D:P

How funny :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Shame on you Rob, we all know Nelly TAKES enough s**t from us lot without resorting to eating it too..............

there's only one thing in the world worse than being talked about.......and thats not being talked about :D

Oscar Wilde I think ?

anyway he loves it ..... hopefully :frog:

[Edited on 11-11-2004 by Dukerob]

I was going to ask him to give the SPS a makeover this winter but i've got my doubts about the results now:lol:

well as you know Shaun it'll come back mechanically perfect, running sweet as a nut, with more power, the price will be good, it will be clean as a new pin, it'll get the personal service you just don't get anywhere else and you'll be plied with coffee and biccies ............... although it could all provided by a bloke in a skirt or so it seems :frog::lol:

That explains the lacy thong I found in my airbox.:burn:

:o:o........that was a hi performance air filter!!! :smug:

So go on then Nelly, explain the suspender belt I found holding my exhaust on!!!

Not the it matters I suppose, I've been wearing a frilly basque since the missus found it in my glove box.......

Oi you lot, leave nelly alone!

There there nelly, just ignore them all... go home and have a nice bubble bath, then kick back with a babycham and a box of black magic on front of a bridget jones flic, and you'll forget all about them horrid people.

p.s. them stockings you replaced my cambelts with seem to be holding up great.

NB, you got STOCKINGS????? The miserable devil used tights on mine, didn't tell me stockings were and optional extra!

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they were of course kevlar reinforced stockings, for race use only usually :lol:

phew it seems its ok, they'd got the wrong the bloke initially......... Read latest article

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Oh!...So that's why he was in Pink fluffy hot pants when I popped up Last Saturday afternoon!...

Well...It's good to have a gay friend and confidante so I'm told!...

Nelly??? May I borrow them for the Xmas do???...You can use my mascara Any time....;):P

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Ive just been checking those Blooo cam belts Nelly fitted to BlooDuke and discovered more elastic than should be apparent

Anywun missing two blooo garters should apply to
mort
22 bloooduke avenue
leics.

Nelly, I wish you'd told me earlier then I could have worn my black leather knickers and brought me whip along ..........goes great wiff sossage and bacon butties before the proletariat arrive on saturdays:bouncy::bouncy:

bestest

mortess:lol::lol::lol::lol: