Road Runner - open telling off for you!
 

Mark - Alan came home yesterday, having been chatting with your wife at his place of work....

He is now going to have to pull his socks up:devil: - I gather you help out with the domestic chores - including the ironing!!!!!!

He is going to start on the new regime tonight, by ironing a top for me to wear out for dinner tonight:lol:

C

Bad show, ironing!

Loading washing machine, acceptable.

Loading the dishwasher, moderatly okay

Emptying said dishwasher, what kids are for

Hoovering, this is okay, as long as this is a 80 - 20% percent split, bias to males.

Dusting, you're pushing it now!

Washing and Hoovering car, this is okay, ensures you don't have to do much of the above.

Cleaning Bathroom, en-suite and WC. This is okay if you're removing last nights curry from the pan or bad aim. It is a must to leave shaving clippings, toothpaste stains and boxer shorts laying about.

what's this world coming to... we'll have to start buying 'em flowers next!

Indeed NB, I mean, what ever next, chocolates i expect!

I went into the kitchen once by mistake, came over all dizzy so I beat a hasty retreat!!;)

both please today:D

its our wedding anniversary - we seem to have survived a whole 3 years so far!:cool:

C

Well HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to you both.

John

Happy anniversary and happy christmas to you both..........does that mean double pressies??:D

double pressies?

well, I got a lovely gold necklace & bracelet today (and a fluffy 'ickle teddy bear too)
He got the free view box he wanted.

As to chrimbo - just a little pressie each as we did our 'to us from us' xmas pressie 2 w/ends ago - a DVD surround sound system. Blooming great - but flipping noisy when you want it to be!!!:o

C:)

Indeed, a very happy anniversary let alone crimbo and a very very drunken new year, and 1 hell of a head ache on the 1st January!

CK AK

Can't beat of jewellery at any time of year!

Seems like you both got what you wanted so far, who knows what Santa will bring at the weekend!!!!!!!!;)

Cor!!!:o whats santa bringing then?????:lol:

Charlotte

And I bought you flowers the other day.Happy Anniversary. Thats what they was for dear.
XX

Happy Anniversary Charlotte and Alan
3 yrs you say, blurdy heck, wish I could remember back when mine was 3 yrs

Just think Alan, only another 30 to go and you will have caught up with me, you poor s0d
srri C, mort grovelling very humbly

and whats this w-shing, ir-ning thingy stuff some others have mentioned, cleaning is ok as long as its BIKE in kitchen, but deffo nowt else
:roll::roll:

have a grat night u 2 ;);););););):lol::lol::lol:

i'm just off to do the beds!

Hey whats all this about then, I also washup and clean the shower room as well as the cars. and do all the gardening and I am an absoloute wizz with the feather duster:lol::lol::lol:

I should also add that I do several Euro trips a year and spend lots of money Ducati bits and on carbon and tyres and get very little if any agro about it, so I think it works both ways.

Any way Alan what was my wife doing in your shop ??
:puzzled:

Happy Anniversary Charlotte and Alan, will try to to Box Hill on Boxing Day lets hope it dosen't snow..

Morty - thing is, I would have clocked up 22+ on the first one (completed 1982 - 1987), and AK on his first would have done 27 by now (1977 - 1997).....so .... our combined total is...

bloody scarey:o

but we met in 1999 - both happily single then, married in 2001....

back to you RR - am going to book AK in for lessons, on getting his hoover operators licence, bathroom cleaning certificate, and laundry badge - that ok with you???:devil:

Dont ask what wifey was doing in AK's shop - wait till after 25th!:P :smug:

Charlotte:saint:

Best wear a jacket to cover up the scorch marks Charlotte:D

Have a good night.

Nothing like a good old bit of baiting fnar fnar

Happy anniversary Charlotte and Alan. Good to see you last sunday and hope to get round on the 27th. Doesn't look like I'll be able to make Boxing day change of family plans.

Happy Anniversary Charlotte and Alan.

And have a lovely Christmas and New Year.

I'm not likely to be heading down your way for your open house, as plan to start packing as it looks like my house sale is gonna go through in early January. HOOO BLOOODY RAHHH! Don't like to count my chickens, but hope the next invitation I issue will be to my housewarming (just have to get my offer accepted on the house I want when the estate agents open up again after Christmas. :bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy: