So who\'s in your address book?
 

Well I am sitting here doing loads of changes to our GAL updating about 3000 mailboxes, and I keep coming across people's names which make me laugh, and it's turned into a game amongst us geeks here to find some stupid names in our global address list, so here are a few, anyone got any better? and don't go making them up!

French, George - Not Swiss Tony
French, Guy - French guy?
*******o, Carlos - I kid you not !

Right, I'm opening the GAL ...

You can search names on the National voters register, if you were that way inclined.

There is a Mr Richard ****, i kid you not!( so ive been told):lol::lol:

Wink

looking at my bloomberg directory.....loads of beavers....too many to list!

A quick perusal shows:

*******o, Julio
Knobloch, John
Cock, Peter

ruth bangs ! (boston)

so does david ! (new york)

Loser, Christine
Loser, Tobias

and Bal Banga!!


PS - it's great being perfect isn't it!

[Edited on 27-1-2005 by tp-996]

u wierdos :lol::lol::lol:

You're just jealous :D

Anyway... what have you painted white today?

i've just seen 6 muffs in a row :lol::lol::lol:

Cliff and David Twaddle

freak i've done some black ones:D

for my mate:eureka:

Now that's better....

(Says the man with black wheels.... ;))

I once gave a ticket to a Mr Bagashitta!!:o

Now black ones appeal to me!!

What would that cost me I wonder Mav? U2u me if you like ...

:lol:

What was the ticket for!!

Insurance!

Apparantly the censors in the US wanted to ban the title of "Meet the Fockers" as they claimed it was offensive and gratuitous but lawyers found a family of Fockers living in Vancouver so the title was saved.

We've got a John Wanck on our GAL :roll:

We have a dutch bloke in the GAL who walked up to a mate of mine, held out his hand to shake and announced his name in a dutch accent to which my friend was somehwat taken aback wondering if the guy was suggesting he was a little of the opposite persuasion until he realised it was the guys name:

Coks Stoffer (it came out as Cock stuffer with the accent)

We have the following in our GAL:

Ronald McDonald
Mike Hunt (say it fast)

tricky.

:lol:

We have two of those! Both engineers, what does that tell you!

Yep we have one too

just spotted A ****a

oh and Doris Minge ...oh dear oh dear oh dear.....

can you tell how bored i am this morning!

[Edited on 28-1-2005 by Lily]

I've got a Fenton Windmill and a Dave Rainbow

When I went into the office, before I worked from home, this is a game me and a colleague used to play when we were bored, which was quite often.

Just a few from memory

Dotty Yackle - one of our favourites

Then one of our training administrators noticed that a couple of Austrian guys were coming to one of our courses the following week. We could barely keep a straight face as we welcomed Thomas Titz and David Kuntz to the course - and I swear this is absolutely true.

My favourite for the worlds most unpronounceable name came up when I looked up 'Piot' - a French guy's name. Just above Piot was a guy from Thailand who's name intrigued me so much I spent about half an hour trying to pronounce it...Thongch Pippattannasookmongkol

We have a Wayne ****lyn.

Dave Cocks
Quite a lot of Pratts in our GAL
Marco Pennisi