Charles and Camilla - who gives a fook?
 

So they're getting wed - who cares!!

I heard ol' Queenie is a bit brassed off and is not going to the do :P

Still a little bird tells me that she's stumping up for Camilla's hen party -

She's booked her a nice room at the Ritz in Paris and organised a car and driver too - how thoughtful :lol:

So if anyone is interested, here's the engagement picture -

Who? Are they from New Era?

Desmo Due Racing Committee?

Couldn't care less!

Mrs W.Simpson :D

The royal family are an outdated, totally irelevant instiitution who have done very, very little to enjoy their priveleged and self agrandising lifestyle.

The sooner this country is a republic the better. I, for one, can't wait for my legal status to become a citizen of this country instead of a subject of the crown.

Get rid of the lot of 'em.

Up the revolution !

Quite right Citizen Jools

Yawn.............

Jools. 'Oliver Cromwell told me to say that'
:rodent: 'Oh really!'

:rodent:: "S'funny you should say that BDG...Jools is so old that he probably knew Cromwell personally... after all the BHC mob do a lot of rideouts round Cromwell's old stamping ground near Huntingdon...Cromwell probably showed Jools a few routes"

Jools: "I heard that...I'm not deaf yet"

I dont give a toss

Just wish it wasn't rammed in your face all the time

Was'nt it from the Ritz in Paris that Diana and Dodi made that last fateful car ride???:yawn:

Ooh Hello..........:frog:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol:

I'm glad someone's awake........I guess I'm too subtle :smug:

I did hear that Her Maj was less than pleased when Elton John played Candle in the Wind at Di's funeral... i heard that she wanted Crash Bang Wallop what a Picture by Tommy Steele


Up the revolution!!!:D

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,
"Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
:D