Psychlist is a plonker
 

Had an excellent day today, nice run across country to Popham for the Hants meet (hope you're feeling better soon Pete) then a quick blat up the M3/25 to Red Leaders for coffee and doughnuts with CK and DRIBBLE, the boy wonder, and a short hop across the Thames (we did use a bridge though) with AK to say Hi to Rally (I'm sure you'll be able to put your prang behind you when you get your DD racer on track mate ;) ) and a lovely ride across country to get home. Fuel light came on about 10 miles from home so, with about 3 miles to go, I pulled into my local Shell garage and topped up whilst chatting to a guy on a K1200RS who had pulled up at the pump next to me, nice guy and a smart looking bike, if you like that kind of thing :P and got a mile and a half up the road when cough, cough, splutter, bang the engine cuts out restarts immediately before stopping ina cloud of smoke. The dreadful sinking feeling I had told me that I knew what i'd done immediately, but checking my receipt confirmed what a plonker I was for filling my bike up with DIESEL :flame:

PS. Sorry PayneP and NBs996, I've got Rally's Rivnut tool at home with me now, didn't quite make it under my own steam tho :mad:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!
 

What have I done to my baby :sniff: :barfy: :puzzled: :(

:P




sorry i didnt mean to laugh:lol:

you would belive how many times this happens



i work with fools and jerry cans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



this is a weekly occurance

Mate! What a pain! :o

So what does that mean? Rince out tank, new filter... I guess the injectors and regulator will be ok...?

Paul, I agree, Plonker!!!!! Hope you get it sorted soon mate.

Never mind Paul. Hope you get it sorted for the weekend.


Clint.

Drain it out mate, flush the tank out and refill-should be ok-diesel is just heavier fuel, lot more oily so should just act like upper cylinder lube.

John

oh bu**er!!!

Paul - you numpty!!!!:o:o

Oh no, sorry to hear that Paul, sure it'll be sorted ok, at least you'll have an excuse for it sounding like a tractor:lol:

PMSL .... thats Gods way of punishing you for taking the mickey out of my lowly desmoquattro 996 ... still your 998 Dieselstretta probably now runs at the same speed the color dictates .........

Sorry mate ...... concole yourself with an afternoon of donuts, chilli an ice cream ... oh sorry, that was yesterday .......

Reckon I need a new fuel filter?
 

and how easy is it to change it?


On another note...........
:smug: I just can't keep it to myself much longer :smug:

g'wan - you know you want to

Filter easy to do - but dont you have a spare bike to use, like lots of other people?:puzzled:;)

C:D

Come on then, spill it. You plonker!!

Have you been hanging out with Ali?
:lol:

come on ... you know you want to tell the world .... put the coward in his place .....

Plonker yes but a good keeper of secrets ????

I hope not!

C'mon, spill it diesel boy :lol:



Hope the bikes ok and the filter is easy to change but you might want to get a new o-ring for the tank before you start as they do get nipped quite easy when you put the pump back in the tank.
If you dont use it you will have a spare for next time you fill it with diesel and have to change the filter again :P :P :P

Your displaying an underlying need to purchase one of those funny diesel powered Royal enfield things that were about a few years ago.

You meet the nicest people in a diesel!!!!:D:D:D

I think is what you meant .. :lol:

For gods sake remove those avtars, I cant concentrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul, paul.....:lol::lol::lol: Hope its fixed soon.

Whats the big secret then - going racing ????

Bummer mate.... When you've cleaned it all out the tank put a small amount of injection cleaner in there with some fresh PETROL ;) Then buy yourself a sticker to put on your filler cap !

Have you thrown the diesel away yet?
If not I'll have it for my car please:devil:

Don\'t these run on diesel
 

...what were you thinking....spill the beans - you've not switched to the other side have you?:lol::lol::lol:

...don't tell me the secret is....you're colourblind?:D:D:D

Yeah! Will certainly be seeing RED this coming weekend!!

Well?????????????????????????????????????????????? ??

What secrets are you keeping?

Well it\'s no secret....
 

......that I've always wanted a 998R ;)

Ooooooohhh!

Really? Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!

Me likey bery much!

But that's NOT a secret and I can't afford one of them there beauties :(

Anyway that still leaves me with something to say.............

Better make one more phone call first though eh? :P

Oh you big tease!

oh come on paul put us out of our misery, otherwise i will give mel a ring at cmw in the morning:D:D

c'mon Paul - tell them!:cool:

C

ps: Dave, Mel wont know..... (I think!)

C, if mel doesn't know richard will.;)

You tell us Charlotte!

:o Ooooh, I cant TP, been sworn not to mate.. more than my lifes worth.....

Psy - dont be soooo yellowy cowardly custard:P or are you red with embarrassment?

C;)

I promise I won't tell him ;)

:lol:

Oh! for Gawds sake....
I'm going to read another thread!...What a sodding waste of 5 minutes....
OH! AND MR PSYCHLIST!...YES YOU ARE A PLONKER!...Even I wouldn't do that!:frog:

S'funny Lisa dahlink, because that's exactly what I would have said until last night :lol: :lol: :P

????????????????????????????C'mon ya git?????????????????????????????

Thanks PeteB!
 

Many thanks to the main man for turning out from his sick bed to help (I use the word loosely cos I did naff all to help him do the actual job!) replace the fuel filter in my tank. Cranked it over a few times. Then a few times more and it starts coughing again until it eventually roars into life. Good job Pete's hatchback was open or else the whole street would have been smoked out :lol:
Only problem now is the broken front locating spigot under the tank! When we lifted the tank off with the bracket, it stayed behind, it could only have been the stiction between the tank and the airbox holding it solidly in place cos the rear bolt just about stops it falling off completely :o :o
Unless someone out there has got a spare (any condition so long as it's working) I'll now have to wait until one comes in from Italy this weekend.
Have a good'un y'all ;)