The Wife the Sheep and the Pig
 

A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm ...
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says ...
"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"
The wife replies ...
"I think you'll find, that is a sheep"
The man replies ...
"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!"

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Any of you Dorset Types going to MotoRapido tomorrow AM?

Rgds, Rob

Yep, I will be there, in the tin box, ZZR is playing me up, and as for the 748... Don't go there! What time you getting there for Rob?

Do you own a Ducati? :o

Who knew? All this time ...

:frog:

:lol: **** off!

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look you aussie t**t, back off or i'll be forced to moderate you!

Biatch!

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[Edited on 6-5-2005 by Flanks]

I'm a fairy, look at my wonderful wings!

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[Edited on 6-5-2005 by Flanks]

Ok, if you say so!

10-10:30, I need to get there so I can find a place at the back and hide the WIP, bike.

Rgds, Rob

I'm gay and men do it for me!

I like the look of you TP - you are very SEXY!!

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by TP]

shush, I thought we agreed to keep it quiet, no need to rip down the closet!

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There was never any closet for me - GAY AND PROUD

Mmmmm ... mens bottoms!

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by TP]

LMFAO

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Tony ya git, leave this alone, and my ass!

WIP??

Should be there about 10:30 myself, popping into Fareham, treating Shazz to brekkie, and seeing the bank manager after!!

Work In Progress, well between tea breaks. LOL

Ahh right, glad you saw my post in the end, that's the second time had to type that, bloody moderators!!

But, which WIP?

I wonder if Eamonn will be along shortly to slap us on the wrist?

because I plan on cheating on you with eamonn, so get over it!

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??? What happened there?

WIP, well:

Collection of motley bodywork awiting trip to sprayer (new, unpainted side panels just arrived in the past hour) in the next week or so.

Trial fitted, high level cans, need new hangers and straps making from scratch - don't look at the reversed mounting and misc washers helping out.

Mixed wheels while I work out how, exactly, to fit the new rear mag, 5 spoke.

PVM callipers fitted until I can get the new Brembo P30/34s on - needs the hoses sending back to have different end swaged on.

Need I go on............

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Coming on along nicely Rob! Lookforward to seeing it tomorrow