Out of Office Messages
 

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your
mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for
the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
how many individuals did this over and over).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing*
system.. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons.. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of
'Steve'.


Rgds, Rob:lol::lol:

Quality. Number 5 I might try when I go away next. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Just set mine up with option 3.

I'm not out of the office for a week, which one should I use???

Sounds great, but a numpty like me doesn't even know how to set this simple function up.

Q for JPM to really take the pith out of this simple luddite.:lol:

Why do i admit to something like this?

You've gone wireless now, you don't need our help oh enlightened one

Run free, free as a bird with your new found wire free freedom

Yep, I noticed that on BDG's connection when I tried pinging it.
:lol:
Cue BDG becoming more paranoid about cars parking outside with laptop users fumbling away at their PDA's.

I can imagine he's not tied his connection down, his next door neighbours will be surfing for free knowing the guru.

Might nip down later with my lappy and see if that's the case lol!

Just you try it, BLOCKED as undesirables (i hope)

I heard your kids set it up for you?:frog:

ssssh!;)

Rumour has it CBBC is his home page and Dick and Dom are the wallpaper:lol:

Just sent No 8 to our General Manager, he is a 6 foot 18 stone Welshman:o. yes his name is Steve.

I am now off on holiday for two weeks:lol::lol:



Chris.:burn:

[Edited on 1-8-2005 by chris.p]