So when will ...
 

.. the humour be returning to the DSC message boards ???

Its like the Womens Institute in here lately ....

:(

No reply in nearly 10 minutes of posting...


I see some tumbleweed approaching :P

and still nothing funny appears .......

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what did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?


































the're right we do taste of chicken

the old ones are the best:bouncy::roll::bouncy:

never mind the humour!! wheres the pictures of fit ladeees gone :lol::lol:

how do you confuse an Aussie?












Stand three shovels in the corner and tell him to take his pick

Sorry TP;)

Will my 6,000 mile service be cheap ;)

Yeah Baby! Go Dibble,Go Dibble,Go Dibble,Go Dibble,Go Dibble:sing::sing:

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

you'll want Visordown for that.

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.

After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."

The first said, "I wish I were smarter."

So, she became a redhead.

The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."

She became a brunette.

The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"

So, she became a man.

A tramp walks into Dewhursts and asks"I see you have in the window two pies for £1.50"
The butcher replies "yes sir"
tramp asks "how much for one?"
butcher replies "a £1.00 sir
"tramp says"I`ll have the other one then!"

Gets them every time:lol:

A blonde calls the fire service to report a fire, she gives all the details to the fireman but when he asks how to get the she says
Duh hellloooo.... in the big red truck stupid. :rolleye: