Biker Corruption Test
 

Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point
Ever tried alcohol? 1 point
Ever been drunk? 2 points
Ever play drinking games? 2 points
Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points
Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point
Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points
Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? 8 points
Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? 5 points
Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points)
Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points
Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried
Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week? 4 points
Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points
Ever sell drugs? 8 points
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points
Ever used barbiturates? 8 points
Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points
Ever used narcotics? 10 points
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points
Ever been on a date? 2 points
Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points
Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points
bonus: on 1st date? 2 points
Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points
Ever paid for sex? 8 points
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points
Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8
points
Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points
Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points
Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points
Ever contract an STD? 12 points
Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points
Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points
Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points
Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points
Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points
Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8
points
Ever used sex toys? 6 points
Ever pass out during sex? 5 points
Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points
Ever **********d while talking on the phone? 3 points
Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points
Ever licked or have someone lick: an eyeball--1 point
toes---2 points
ears---1 point
Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points
Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points
Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points
Ever been arrested? 8 points
bonus: If convicted - 7 points

SCORING

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.

21-40 You barely make our scale.

41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.

61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.

101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.

131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day
pass?

200+ You're going straight to hell.

147 by the way........

156

151... and I was looking forward to hell.

...must try harder (like so many other things)

;)

25 points,guess which two questions........45 and 47

:saint:

same category for me too!:o:o

C:alien::devil:

101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt - thats me. I feel that I missed out by having morals about drugs and not having a relative that I would want sex with anyway (unless you count the wife)

still only 116 if you count the wife !

ooooppps. Not going to admit my score but it is towards the top end of .....

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day
pass?


And I thought I'd lived a sheltered life.

I feel sorry for your pets :lol:

I have done this one before and I don't recall coming out of it too well so for the sake of my good reputation I will avoid it this time round :)

I feel sorry for your pets :lol: [/quote]


I answered NO to the question about pets, they are safe ... just not so sure if anyone else is :(

All I can say is I've calmed down with age :D

err, 167

No drugs, answered no to the highest scoring question and the same sex question, and people wonder why I gave up drink.....

Far quieter since giving up life in a blue suit.

163....you beauty..

I honestly don't need to count, I just need a priest for the last rites..... :lol:

Only 131... must get out more.

198 :P

don't do toes !:lol:

Just scraped into straight to Hell! Did it twice to make sure!

Wuss :P

187!!!

:o

:devil:

Does 213 make me a bad person?

no, just easily led ;)

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day
pass?


Umm. :o

eek, don't do drugs or family either. Hmmm.

[Edited on 17-8-2005 by rob41b]

199

Damn, I just needed one more point.

I can guess what you are doing tonight ;)

S'not fair.
There should be special dispensation for age. It seems that the longer you live the more liberal you become, although admittedly, most of my points arrived in between 20 and 30yrs
194