Beer V Women
 

We've been pondering the merits of ..

Beer V Women

.. at work today so I thought I'd start this little poll.

Please use the attached government research paper to help you choose,
Open with caution as it contains scenes and descriptions of a graphic nature
According to the government beer edges it :devil:

I don't need to read it - I'm wholeheartedly in favour of beer over women.

Mmmmmmm ..... all bow down down to the brewers in world and pay homage to their outstanding efforts in community service.

BEING PRAGMATIC I THINK A REALLY NICE BARMAID IS THE BEST COMPROMISE:lol:

i'm sorry, i feel soooo ashamed.

even after reading all the valid arguments i voted for women.

You're a disgrace to the male sex!

Are you sure you're not a eunuch?

i know, i know.

but everytime i think about it i get the vision of a tall blonde woman with big hooters thats gagging for it.

what can you do?

I'm disgusted!

anything i can do to make up for it?
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platinum bar? :D

Possibly :D

Yep...I'm one of the beer over women sorts. It just seems to happen after a few pints.

One moment I'm standing there trying to chat to them, just swaying gently with the effects of excess alcohol, the next I've spilled my pint all down their front

Are you sure that's not because you're tongue fell in your pint?

:o It's all a bit chicken and egg.Who is going to pour the beer if you've got no women?:devil:

You trust a woman to pour your pint properly?

You can't have one without the other, beer leads to women and invariably women lead to beer, its just the way it is, always has been and always will be!

Still, my vote goes to beer since it doesn't talk back to you :)

They are much the same you end up with a headake.

Chass

Being a sicko, i ignored the contents of the document and looked at the File?Properties and found:

"Hopefully you will recall the e-mail I sent back on 9th August explaining that I was leaving Delta"

Can I vote for both, in equal amounts?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Just for you Alan - I have now left Delta :lol:

My vote is for beer until I find a woman who owns a brewery:lol:

If it wasn't for beer then the ugly women would never get a F*'k. I'm for Beer:sing:

Beer of course, it doesn't answer back.

But I had to say beer, cos there was no poll, asking if men were better.! As I'm not into women, i thought it was rather unfair...