A DUCATI IS:::::
 

I saw this post on the MS site and thought it would be intresting to see what us Brits (& guests) could come up with:smug: I've taken the first 10 from our buddies across the water just to get us going:

1. Not comparable to a GSXRYZFZX-10K.
2. Art...not just a street rocket.
3. Expensive as ****.
4. Totally worth it.
5. 999 is unconfortable as hell...get a sargent or corbin seat and a chiropractor and you'll be fine.
6. Something to love and not just to ride.
7. Cheaper than seeing a therapist.
8. Justification for a garage (and the house to go with it).
9. Cheaper than a mistress, but ends the marriage just the same.
10. The easiest way to go into credit card debt.

[Edited on 11-9-2005 by Crunchy]

overpriced & over rated:)

An addiction once started difficult to break.

nicked off a t shirt i had once............................

ducati v twin..........a real bike in a sea of s.h.i.t


how true.

"For life-not just for Xmas"

John

Better than a trip to Ann Summers!...:p

1. An itch you can't scratch!!

Red

'kin ace

faster if yellow

A magnificent obsession.............


Mike

:rodent:

Come on guys (& gals) :( the Yanks got over 30 is's we can do better than this:bouncy: Where's that British humour:yawn: A similar post on the German site got over 50 replies and the majority were funny, yes funny:o how embarrassing is that :P

an expensive passion

a poor mans ferrari - contraversial

do messages of encouragment count in the total ?

The only race bike on the streets. :smug:

:smug::D

only being used when its on a race track.

the best sounding bike in the world ever...

PURE FUN

An introduction to anger management sessions:lol:

A bike people are happy to own and never ride.

The only reason not to get drunk

..the only throbbing I'll get between my legs these days :sniff: The wife unfortunately HAS (kwikbitch) visited Ann Summers :(:(

.....EVEN MORE stunning with a woman riding it???;):devil:

[Edited on 13-9-2005 by kwikbitch]

something to help with panic buying fuel with

ITALIAN !!!!!!!

Should say it all realy.

Always in the dealers...

Still waiting for parts....

Usually in bits

Right :cool: another team talk is needed here. :biaggi: You are not meant to whine like most Brits:( You've got a bit of Italian between the legs, your different, your special and why:puzzled: Because you own something Special, something everyone WANTS :smug: something............well you know what I'm getting at.

You miss it when it's gone:sniff: You worry when it's sick:( you care for it like a baby:) and yet you ride it like whÖre :devil: (not that I have ridden a whÖre before, but I can imagine). We've got to do better :D

[Edited on 13-9-2005 by Crunchy]

My life!

Not enough-you need at least 4 !
Butch

Greedy:pig::P

is an anagram of cut aid

Is a passport to sensuous delights, passion, the ecstacy of unbridled lust, a pounding of the heart at that orgasmic desire to release the injectors of noise and steam and sweat and thunder and cacophony of clutches, chains and belts.......................................





More tea Vicar?:saint:

when they are good , ther're awsome. When they are bad, don't even go their.

once smitten....:D:D:D

Some one get a bucket of cold water:rolleye:

NOoooo leave him I think he's nearly there :lol::lol:

only one bucket ?????