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TP 28-Sep-2005 16:28

Cards behind the bar - good news!
 
I've just accepted an offer for a contract. So I'll be working again - next week I start I think, my agency hasn't seen the new contract come through yet.

So - ...

LETS GET PISHED!!!!

:lol:

I'm going to open with with a round of tequila stuntmen followed by a pint of guinness with a nip of rum in it.

For the uninitiated - a stuntman consists of snorting the salt, slamming a shot of tequlila and squirting the lemon in your eye! Get in there!!!

Who's up for some? Don't let fear hold you back!!!!

JPM 28-Sep-2005 16:32

Well I've managed to break a toe in the last day so a squirt of lemon in my eye should just about wrap up my day!

HW 28-Sep-2005 16:33

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Thanks - I needed a laugh.

Congrats on the job Tony. :D

skidlids 28-Sep-2005 16:39

It may help with the statement in your signature

"The racer with a broken ankle and no ride for next year yet - but I have a plan"

As I find plans always cost money

As for a drink a nice mug of Hot chocalate at about 10pm on Saturday 8th October delivered to the Cadwell paddock please .... it helps me sleep :D

TP 28-Sep-2005 16:39

Update ...
 
I start on Monday.

That means I have 4 days to get over the hangover ;)

I'm on the second round!! The guiness is a biyatch to neck with the rum in it though ... might have to slow down!

Nahh ... ;)

antonye 28-Sep-2005 17:09

Well done that man!

Fancy some beers when you get back to work - might have to do a late night session and drag the DickieMonster out as well.

We could always introduce Chicken to the delights of late night ladi^H^H drinking as well...

:devil:

Henners 28-Sep-2005 17:15

Good on ya TP
 
... there were some at Ducati who feared you being out of work ;) I'm sipping a large lemon tea in your honour :saint::D

[Edited on 28-9-2005 by Henners]

TP 28-Sep-2005 17:24

Henners, you're a gentleman. Thank you.

Ant, I might give one of those nights a miss until I can actually walk unaided! But we can certainly show Chi the way around. And I'm sure Dickie's arm could be twisted ;)

I'm actually back in the same company in the same office in the city - near tower 42 so lunches will be back on and drinkies.

:D

electricsheep 28-Sep-2005 17:39

congrats, i will have to start looking soon

BDG 28-Sep-2005 17:53

Quote:

Originally posted by JPM
Well I've managed to break a toe in the last day so a squirt of lemon in my eye should just about wrap up my day!

What happened:(
Wasn't kicking my van was it?

chicken 28-Sep-2005 18:00

ahem....:saint:

felt my ears burning

[Edited on 28-9-2005 by chicken]

JPM 28-Sep-2005 18:00

Quote:

Originally posted by BDG
Quote:

Originally posted by JPM
Well I've managed to break a toe in the last day so a squirt of lemon in my eye should just about wrap up my day!

What happened:(
Wasn't kicking my van was it?

Christ if I'd of kicked that it would of been my whole foot!

Had to catch the kittens before they tried to make a break for freedom and I ended up stubbing my pinkies on the coffee table leg, daft I know, but it bloody hurt like hell then and still does now, now have a nice purple toe and stabbing pain to show for it, luckily it's my right foot, so my rear brake.... what's one of them?

Rattler 28-Sep-2005 18:02

Nice one fella - mine's a pint if Parkle Parney ;)

butch890 28-Sep-2005 18:07

Well done mate,pint of creme de month-frappe of course!
Butch

TP 28-Sep-2005 18:12

Get em in - I'm having more now ... round 4 is up!

JPM 28-Sep-2005 18:15

Couple of bottles of bitch p@ss for now please TP

Jools 28-Sep-2005 18:40

Congrats on the job....

Since you're bound to be earning shed loads I'll have a bottle of Laphroiag with the top off.

And I don't know what it is with breaking toes? I kicked somebody about 6 weeks ago, felt a bit of pain in one of my left toes and thought no more of it, but it's still damn painful now - must be broken

BDG 28-Sep-2005 18:47

Congrats Tony,

i'll have a bottle of perrier please;)

domski 28-Sep-2005 18:57

Well done TP :D:D:D:D

Run along and get me a Stella, theres a good lad - what's that? You can 't run? Pah, bloody Aussies ;) :lol:

ScottyB 28-Sep-2005 19:07

I'll have a pint of Tennant's TP and let's all see you do your best ever "Dance of the flaming a5seholes" for all the lads................

Hopping on 1 foot for added effect of course:frog:

Now get back to work and stop scabbing off my tax;)

Regards

ScottyB

Redruth 28-Sep-2005 19:12

Congratulations Tony. Hopefully here begins your next run of good luck. :D:D

Monty 28-Sep-2005 19:16

Since I'm a bit late and have to catch up I'll have a 'depthcharge' please mate-and congrats on the job.

And freak, comisserations on the toe-I DO know how much they hurt. Broke my right big toe years ago split it down the bone-that hurt! Also broke the little toe on my left foot-we knew it was broken since it was sticking out at right angles to my foot-drove myself to hospital-wearing flip flops to get it fixed. They injected all around the base of the toe-they call it a ring block-dam, that hurt worse than the bloody toe..........

John

Guido 28-Sep-2005 20:58

Nice one Tony,

Congrats on the contract mate.

Do they need a corporate snapper????:D:D

Mine's a "Rusty Nail" by the way.

Gc

ericthered40 28-Sep-2005 21:48

well done skip :cool:

Ozz 28-Sep-2005 22:11

Well done Tony! Bud for me please...

nelly 28-Sep-2005 23:05

Congrats Tony :)

I'll do a stuntman with ya ;)

ali 29-Sep-2005 12:55

Well done flakey dole boy!

I assume that great work of fiction, your CV, was rolled out before the finest HR managers in the land, whereupon they proceded to marvel at the imaginary technical expertise, and ran to the phone to offer you a juicy contract that instant! :lol: Happens to me all the time.....

Either way, goodonya. Get well, get rich, get back on track.:burn:

Ali

RD 30-Sep-2005 11:57

G'day mate,

Congratulations Tony on your new appointment. :)

I'll have a VB with you TP, quite honestly I couldn't give a XXXX for anything else.

Good luck mate.


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