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AK 05-Oct-2005 12:50

How Dodgy are you?
 
http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html

click on the web link and see what you would get...

Without fibbing...


I am an 'Upstanding Citizen'

:saint:

fil2 05-Oct-2005 12:55

scoundrel

:biaggi:

Rushjob 05-Oct-2005 13:04

Dodgy..... :o

Gaz 748 05-Oct-2005 13:06

Dubious :o :lol:

Ozz 05-Oct-2005 13:11

Dubious with 26.5 years in prison....

FiscusFish 05-Oct-2005 13:11

Scoundrel

60.5 years in prison, £7000 fine and the possiblity of a death sentence... :sniff:

dickieducati 05-Oct-2005 13:12

Quote:

Originally posted by Rushjob
Dodgy..... :o

me too, is that better or worse than dubious:puzzled:

Steve M 05-Oct-2005 13:12

I should be doing 3 - 5 years :o

dave996 05-Oct-2005 13:14

Dodgy
27 years
£7000
:smug:
:lol:

t5mission 05-Oct-2005 14:54

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by t5mission]

berto 05-Oct-2005 14:58

:devil: Downright nasty!! I think it's defective....And I was only joking about the masterbation bit....Honest!!

HW 05-Oct-2005 14:59

Crooked apparently!
27 years and £5000

Can't be right!!!! :saint:

Iconic944ss 05-Oct-2005 15:08

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 61.5 Potential fine: £9500

Total filth - FISHING ON A SUNDAY ;););)

Mr_S 05-Oct-2005 15:56

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 50.5 Potential fine: £2000

Oops, best stay in more....

MJS 05-Oct-2005 17:17

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 40 Potential fine: £7000

MarkyMark76 05-Oct-2005 17:40

Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 35.5 Potential fine: £5000

TP 05-Oct-2005 17:47

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000

:lol:

Me? Crooked?

;)

pibbow 05-Oct-2005 17:52

Dodgy 15.5 yrs £0 fine.

dodgy 05-Oct-2005 18:48

51 years £7000 fine

electricsheep 05-Oct-2005 18:56

dodgy 73 years porridge £7000 fine :o

Tantrum992 05-Oct-2005 19:01

Apparently im a scoundral !!!:devil: im shocked - 101 years inside and £7000 fine, clearly theres something wrong with the program :saint:

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by Tantrum992]

dodgy 05-Oct-2005 19:11

Quote:

Originally posted by Tantrum992
Apparently im a scoundral !!!:devil: im shocked - 101 years inside and £7000 fine, clearly theres something wrong with the program :saint:

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by Tantrum992]

nope i'd agree with that tantrum :lol::lol:

clockwork orange 05-Oct-2005 19:18

Oh dear - I just lost my Multi :lol:

Dubious - 1yr + £5000

No, DON't ask

skidlids 05-Oct-2005 19:21

Dubious

Years in prison: 24.5 Potential fine: £0

At least the fine is in line with my DD budget

Chaz 05-Oct-2005 19:43

47 years & £5000 O Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Murray Mint 05-Oct-2005 19:54

111 Years and £7000 in fines, that must explain why i'm always so broke.:lol::lol:

domski 05-Oct-2005 20:30

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000

:D See ya in 107 years ;)

ali 05-Oct-2005 20:44

Downright nasty. 132 years inside.... :o Better take a good book eh.....

Murray Mint 05-Oct-2005 20:55

Ali, I didn’t se the bestiality question but obviously you did. :lol:

domski 05-Oct-2005 21:00

It didn't say "Take your race number and add the number of crashes this season"

:saint:

DC 05-Oct-2005 21:01

:(

mmmmmm

27 years and £7000 in fines.

Year right, catch me if ya can!!:lol:

bradders 05-Oct-2005 21:06

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed


It's all the sex that caught me....:burn:

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by bradders]

Fordie 05-Oct-2005 21:13

Quote:

Originally posted by clockwork orange
Oh dear - I just lost my Multi :lol:

Dubious - 1yr + £5000

No, DON't ask

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You be living in a Monestry


34 years £7500 Im begining to wonder who Im messing with in the DSC :lol: 4D

rob748b 05-Oct-2005 21:17

Dodgy 106.5 years doin bird and no fine!!

Still dont think the program works properly:lol::lol:

HW 05-Oct-2005 21:20

Quote:

Originally posted by rob748b
Dodgy 106.5 years doin bird and no fine!!

Still dont think the program works properly:lol::lol:

After what you were telling us last night at the pub, it sounds about right mate! :roll:

rob748b 05-Oct-2005 21:22

I know mate, i aim to please!!

sparkin 05-Oct-2005 21:23

Alright Geezer for me:smug: 5-6years £5000 fine,but I could haggle that down:lol:

Carbon749 05-Oct-2005 22:05

Had to cut and paste the answer .... surely they could not lock me up for this long :(:puzzled::(:puzzled::(:puzzled:

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 108 Potential fine: £7500

Glyn 05-Oct-2005 22:31

whoops
i'm getting the death penalty


Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

ericthered40 05-Oct-2005 23:14

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Good job I lied and made myself seam nicer. :puzzled:


What’s wrong about shooting someone with a bow and arrow?
:smug:

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by ericthered40]


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