Berto Forgot to take his keys to JEREZ, Lets all laugh at Berto !!
 

Yes, let me set the scene, all the lads are standing at the door of the lorry excited about unloading their bikes when Davie says to Berto "your bikes next to come off" to which Rab says "Oh no ive left my keys back in Glasgow" all the guys say "aye very good ya wee spanner get them Oot" to which Rab says "honestly, im a total Diddy, ive left my keys on the kitchen table"
Ill leave the following scenes to your imagination, to say the least he got Absolute Pelters, (glaswegian for "Stick") off everyone and has now had to get his keys Fed-exed over to Spain.

Muppet award goes to Rab, Well done m8. I knew id get my own back.


/ian :devil: :sing: :frog:

oops :D:lol::lol::lol:

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Sounds like what Rattler did once, so the 2006 ****tler award goes too..........

Who's a silly boy then!!!!:lol::lol::lol:

Rab you are indeed a dawber of the highest order.

I know what happened, he thought he was going over there as pit B1tch again so didn't think he needed them!!!:frog:

Don't know why he fedexed them over, he is a weggie, why the hell did he not just hot wire it, or was he pretending he was posh and didn't know how to do it:lol:

Ya wee fudger, you are getting it tight, best just staying in Jerez........

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Nice to see the usual DSC sympathetic responce to a fellow member in trouble :) :)

Good luck on the fed ex bit Berto, Spain's the only place I work where DHL can't tell me where a parcel is and a "next day" is actually a next week :)

Manyana..............

Here's hoping:devil:

I've finally got that monkey off my back - sorry to hear this, bet he feels a right **** ;)

Just fell of the office chair after reading this post!

Rest assured all you DSC members out there, Berto is gonna receive the ****ging of his life when he gets back to sunny Glasgow!:lol::lol::lol:

If truth be told, I really hope his keys get there on time and he doesn't miss out! What a nightmare!!!:(

He'll probably post his fastest lap pushing the thing round anyway!:D

Good luck Berto! Prepare yourself for the torrent of abuse that will no doubt follow!!

Martin

Did the same at trakday at malory park so I tride other keys from mates bikes & 3 out 4 ducati keys would start my bike only trouble was none of them would open fuel cap. Good luck with Fedx.

Berto - you're a nob!

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I nearly did a similar thing, fortunately I realised BEFORE I left for Spain and had time to retrieve them. Thus avoiding teh ****tler tag.

Unfortunately for Berto he hasn't avoided it! ****tler!!!

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They say the memory is the first thing to go:P

Will he now be an angry man do you think:lol:

:flame: FECK THE LOT OF YE!!!!!!!

Its ok at least he doesn´t have to ride his PINK bike!!!

are you 2 out on a date at the internet cafe tonight ?? :) :)

yep all **** faced and trying hard to type sensibly on some didgy pcv in the hotel....


sherry is great :)

ps... how are my pussies ?

so just a typical Saturay evening out then :)

i'll take your word on the sherry.

ps giz and elvis are doing fine, they are sound asleep now preparing for another night of mayhem

ain't that the other thread Berto started? :)

here ya go .....

That's my favourite position too.

Pure Dead Brilliant !!!!
Barap Bap bap bap...... Im Lovin It !!!

/ian

:lol::lol::lol: bless him;)

What's the matter wee man you are very quiet? The cat got your tongue?

Or are you just burying your head in the Kitty Litter:P

Just a wee feeble "feck the lot of you" at least give us a decent bite!:devil:

I think Rab is travelling back today.

Expect a full broadside soon!

Cheers!

Scott

Rab, you've taken a big hit in the Polls for Crail, 9 - 8 to me now !!! :sing:, seems like forgetting your keys has really made people think your a right Tit....
SHAMONE !!!!
/ian He He !! :burn:

Well im back! left the scottish lot at Stanstead to fly up to glasgee...... you didnt have to be there to see the funny side of that!:D;)

Your're all such cheeKEY monKEYS!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D

Oh yes, Rattler did indeed do it as well.....



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I just luv it! He's back at work tomorrow!

Some top guys in that group from Scotland and some seriously quick ones as well!!

:barfy: Right then,bring it on I accept the award for winker of the millenium.....still can't believe I forgot them...couldn't get courier to g'tee next day to Jerez so just played on everyone else's bikes(worked out ok in the end)Top track top chaps TOP FUN....roll on the next one!!!!

Fook me, he's not so daft, uses everyone else's bikes, tyres and fuel, tight? Scotsman?? nah :)

glad it all worked out anyway Berto, u should have give me a call and paid for me flight out with yer keys :)

apart from the mobile chicane..................treat him as a roundabout!:lol:

And it was great to meet up with jpm and lily, piccies to follow.:D

Nice pic you have there Andy!!!!

home and very weary so gonna head for bed soon, but had a fantastic time and met up with some top folks :D

Was a top top time guys, we all did laugh at Berto's dilemma, but he did have plenty of bikes at his disposal and wasn't a slouch on them either, although he does have a nasty habit of drifting wide when you're trying to pass him :frog:

I'm feeling it today though... when's the next one?

:saint: But I did let you two pass.Only cos I didn't want the big copper to frisk me !!!!:burn: