My girlfriends sister.
 

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me ... It was her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less.


She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more
than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else.


One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.


Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me.


I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door.


I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my
entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his
eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

:lol:

What was the mum like !

:D:D:D:D:D:D

top joke

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!

/ian

Joke???...But you singletons are all the same...;):P

I thought it was funny. :lol:

And so true. Every man would take the applause for doing something morally correct when in fact they are being a Snake in the Grass.

Now THAT is true!:devil:

I know ;)

However, us women are outnumbered on this forum so the comments we make have to be commensurate with the voice we have.

Otherwise, I'd have said what I REALLY think :devil::devil:

What? That most men have brains in their nether regions???:)

I really must protest at this point ladies.


I think you’ll find that’s all men :D


Lifters not inc :frog:

[Edited on 10-10-2005 by ericthered40]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring Beer





Nuff said:D:frog:

Eric, there is nothing more attractive than a man who recognises his failings

.. and there is nothing less attractive than a man who has failings (which ALL of them do)

You're b*ggered either way ... shirt lifters included


:devil::P

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring Beer







you forgot, Buy a Ducati, or 2;)

You can be so bitchy at times KB!:lol:

You missed the most important one.


Make her smile, I have found it’s very hard to Bol*ok said MAN wilts laughing.

True or false true or false?

:D

... you're showing your age Kev :lol:

Yeah and women dont cheat or sleep around do they???

Give it up...

Go on Henry, you want to know what the grandma is like! :P

dont EVEN start me on this one. :mad:

.... dunno - might be too young for me ;)

Never said they didn't....take a sense of humour pill will you.

[Edited on 11-10-2005 by kwikbitch]

Sense of humour pill taken, and look what popped out:

David Beckham and Posh arrive at Gatwick and get in Taxi.
Taxi driver: "Where you bin then?"
David: "We just nipped out for a meal over in Paris at a little restaurant"
Taxi Driver "REALLY!!? I did some taxi driving in Paris many years ago. What was the name of the restaurant? I most probably know it"
David, looking a little puzzled: "oooohh, errr, what's the name of that underground station?"
Taxi driver "Euston"
David "No, that's not it"
Taxi driver "Marleybone"
David "No that's not it either"
Taxi driver "Victoria"
David, excitedly "That's it" turning to posh "Victoria, what was the name of that restaurant?"