Hello, I\'m new here, where do I start.....
 

hi all,
this looks like a great please to meet new friends etc .
I'm new to all this duke stuff, and am looking to get something sexy and red to spend some quality 2 wheel time on in the next few weeks. Dukes are such cool and sexy bikes, just have to go with one.
any suggestions would be nice.

thanks.

Kitty
;):cool::cool::saint::saint:

First things first... you're at the bar and mine's a Stella.....
Cheers

Red and sexy? Got to be an ex G.P.O. Bantam:rodent:

Mines a pint of old fishtank water please,while you are at the virtual bar - I drank my 1.5 litre bottle of Lambrini last night and it's given me a headache :barfy:

welcome kitty;) mines a voddy and red bull.

dont let them send you the way of the men with white coats:lol::lol:
i did:cool:


......mav

Whats the weather like in Nice ce soir ?????


Alez les bleu........................

hee hee

An 832 please.

[Edited on 19-10-2005 by Stu748R]

I'll have a sambuca, and being a bird you'll be wanting a 600 Monster or a 999 .... tarts handbags that they are .....

If you want a proper duke any 748/9** will do ...

Welcome

DonDibble

Serves you right for drinking such crap!!!

Anyway welcome on board DukeKitty - does that sound like a girlie name?

Whereabouts are you, and mine's a decent rioja:roll:

hi there
i always start at the begining but have found it to be a slippery slope
so now start at the end
p.s i'll have a nice glass of shiraz if your shouting

sorry to be a party pooper chaps, I don't drink, well only champers that is.

like the look of the 999r, looks really powerfull, just how I like em....:cool::cool:

just right for me...

Kitty

;););)

:o Welcome to the club,mine's a Gin & Tonic with lime.With regards to bike's,red is faster,916/748 etc. for the antique look,Multistrada for the confused,monster for the townie,999/749 for the modern look,and ST's for those who can't quite bring themselves to buy a BMW:D

And 851 / 888 for the intelligent gentlemen in the club :lol::lol:

( Red of course )

:saint:

Ouch... there goes another couple of ribs.... stop it please...
:pig:

I have just been looking at some pics of a , is it a, super mono.
That is a nice peice of 2 wheeled machinery, are they expensive, and where would one obtain one, cost is not really an issue, if it's what I want.
And I always get what I want;););):devil::devil:;););)


Kitty

[Edited on 19-10-2005 by DukeKitty]

I can hear the sound of tongues hitting the floor all over the country, sad buggers the lot of you! :P

love your avatar thingy mr yeti:cool::cool:


K

i can't, this is just someones pi55ed up idea of fishing, probably TP, sad use of bandwidth if you ask me, but hey, i've never added any value anyhow ....

if i'm wrong DK, call Neil Spalding at SigmaPerformance, if anyone knows where there might be a SuperMono its that man ....

yes - brings back memories of when some of you thought I was a burd. Just because I have a girls name!:(
Anyway mines a campari and soda:puzzled:
oh and a nastro.
WELCOME KITTY:D

no offence taken dibble, everyone is allowed to view their opinion.
It's a free country, well allmost;)

But i don't thing it's a road bike is it, so not really an ideal bike for what I have in mind, except for a plaything maybee.

K

Hi Kitty (got to be a women with that username). I don't drink "Virtual" alcohol, it makes my computer dizzy, so your lucky.

If you can handle the power and money is no object then go for the 999R. Or get hold of a 996/8 RS if you can. The're both the dogs gonads

Welcome Kitty,

Super Mono makes an interesting choice for a first Duke, good luck. If you don't get a supermono i know where there's a lovely Multistrada for sale!

What you got at the moment?

And drink wise i'll forgo the normal Stella tonite and have another bottle of the Chateau St. Marc, as thats what we've been on so far.

[Edited on 19-10-2005 by BDG]

What???

When have I ever done anything like that?

FFS!

:mad:

..Ciao Kitty, ..just a suggestion... try to put a picture of you in a snake suit and let's see if you can be the author of the most popular post of this board....

Nothing to do with dukes but works...

The last post with a snake suit picture was a great success...

Welcome..

Suppa 2 :cool:

Hi welcome Kitty babe. champagne ummmmmmmm yes pleases

Any v twin should do the trick :cool:

wear you from :saint:

Greetings Kitty

Don`t listen to theses old fools on here there all drunk pervs (except me of course), wot yew need is a nice sensible Honda PC50 with a shopping basket on the front, they used to do them in cream & red!

Mines a Henesey XO.......with coke!:lol:

See someone with taste eh? Non of that old school stuff (Hope you're listening Shaun/Dibble et al!)


Better get your credit card out an average one will set you back around £30K but double that and more for a mint one!

:o

Anyway, too early for beer, so nice fresh coffee please, any chance of some toast too??

Welcome to the club. I'll have a nice large latte thanks.

If you want power AND style I'd steer clear of the 999R and go for the 998R - you know it makes sense ;)

:lol:

hello Weeksy:saint:

mines a frothy Latte please:D

::lol::devil::lol:

Hmmmmm................. :D

Hi Kitty.
A 999R? Nice taste.
Ok, go get one so we can go for a ride :D :D

BTW welcome :)

so who's mr weeksy then, bet he's probably someone famous then.

snakeskin outfits, no thanks, a bit on the tacky side to be honest.
could find something far more interesting in black leather if thats what you would like.:devil::devil::devil:;);)

K

YES PLEASE YES YES YES :devil::devil::devil: ERRR so long as it's not a sofa or a shoe

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by Crunchy]

I'll have a strong black coffee please, and not too much butter on my toast..I don't want the fried egg to slide off.

And can someone at the back of the room PLEASE turn on the extractor fan - the testosterone levels in here are way above the acceptable healthy level.

:devil::lol:

Think i'll have to add
'Hi i'm new, and i'm a single girl in tight leather'
to my free tickets to the NEC post and see if i can beat Suprawomans record post :devil:

I just came over all unnecessary !
Did somebody mention black leather or something ?

Welcome to the board Kitty by the way !
I'll have an ice-cold Guinness while you're there.

If you need a nice black bike to practice draping yourself over, I might be able to help :cool:

why Shaun you old devil, never knew you had it in you.
:lol:
Let it be known that BDG has now come out of the closet and from here on shall be known as Shaunetta

well mr BDG, there is tight leather, and tight leather, the later is probably much better if you know where I'm coming from.:devil::devil::devil:;)

problem is getting it off on a hot day after a long ride.....;);)


KKKKKKKity

Sorry. This HAS GOT to be one of our more perverse male members trying to wind-us-up.
Anyway use a shoe horn like the rest of us

why does it have to ??????:puzzled::puzzled::puzzled:

K:(:(:(:(:(

maybee I should move over to the otherside(DOC) they seem like nice bods...:(:(

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by DukeKitty]

Nhaaaaaaaaa......... i don't think so. :rolleye:

yuk,yuk, yuk, and a thousand yuks.....sorry to be blunt, but thats to much this time of the day:barfy::barfy::barfy: