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Redsps 23-Oct-2005 14:06

Women! sometimes, Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
Women, sometimes I really do wonder if they are worth all the agro.
Is this ,let's pick on hubby day again , totally without gounds , a built in function that cannot be deleted.
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, is putting it midly.
Sorry to any ladies that don't have this function, but I'm going into meltdown now:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:mad::mad::mad::mad::(:(:(

Am I alone, maybee. I'm off for a ride get clear the head I think.......

cheers
Red......in meltdown mode

Rob B 23-Oct-2005 14:13

Na, it just happens. Wait a few more years, then it gets really confusing.....

philthy 23-Oct-2005 14:14

The trick is to find out what they are really annoyed about. It could be that you did something wrong a month ago and it's been festering since then.

Just dissapear for an hour or two - thats what most of us do! ( You will still be in trouble when you get back, but at least it will be a more pleasant couple of hours in the meantime )

:D

Redsps 23-Oct-2005 14:22

A few more years rob:o:o:o:o,,, not sure about a few more days mate:(:(:(.

give em everything they ask for, and what in return, shed load of stress and agro....


Must be me then:(:(:(:(

ta

Glyn 23-Oct-2005 14:39

well tell us all about it then
it will make you feel beter

Rob B 23-Oct-2005 15:07

The manopause, mate and she go totally unpredictable. My friends going throgh hell at the mo'. Walking on eggshells, easy peasy..

ericthered40 23-Oct-2005 16:09

Hope you get back safe.

Not the best way to leave the house to ride a bike.:lol:

Try blinkers and some ear muffs.

Or try and only if all else fails, god this is hard to say. Decorating.

You will have to do it yourself mind, paying staff is not good enough
:lol::lol::lol:

Fordie 23-Oct-2005 19:39

Simplised thing in the world mate . TALK to her about it and when you no whats going on and when its going to happen you'lle think differantly about it and it wont be such an issue 4D

AK 23-Oct-2005 19:54

:o:o


Robin, hope you had a safe ride

C:) not being tarred with the same brush........:borg:

TP 23-Oct-2005 21:36

Shoot her. Dump her body in a lime bath.

I'm sure Dickie will concur.

Hope that helps.

Lily 23-Oct-2005 22:05

personally I'd go with the shoot her option...

she's a woman and if you blokes were bright enough you would realise that no matter what you do it will never, i repeat NEVER be right .... HTH :D




:bouncy:

Redsps 23-Oct-2005 23:41

had thought about the "shoot her" option, but I'm to nice for that.

had a good ride and a think, time to reflect on things abit.
I will have to go with the flow I think, and as the saying goes "Life’s a journey not a destination" and there is still a way to go yet.
thanks for your replies peeps.

BDG 24-Oct-2005 00:16

As my mate said to me

I'm always in the s h i t with my wife
Its more a question of how deep:lol:

Herb 24-Oct-2005 11:06

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

______________________________


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

_____________________________


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

dickieducati 24-Oct-2005 11:22

Quote:

Originally posted by TP
Shoot her. Dump her body in a lime bath.

I'm sure Dickie will concur.

Hope that helps.

yes sireeeee!

can i batter her first with a baseball bat though........ please? pretty please.

Redruth 24-Oct-2005 12:45

I'm sorry you're having a bad time, Red SPS. There is absolutely no getting away from the fact that men and women are genetically programmed to,at best,get on each others nerves and at worst make you want to kill them, or yourself. The 'talking' option can work if you're prepared to be sympathetic and listen properly, otherwise you'll make matters worse.

In my last long term relationship, I used to go out on the bike to get away from it all and that in itself caused massive rows. Which is why I left the bike mainly in the garage for 2 years.

Life is much more peaceful, and fun, now. Just me, me bike and me dog all happily sitting in my garage/office at 11.42 on a Monday morning, trying to decide whether to do some college work or go to the gymn. :D:D

berto 24-Oct-2005 18:36

Nah,ye see shooting her will still cause you pain,grief and suffering cos the courts never allow men to use the mental anguish line...to really teach them a lesson....shoot yourself(in the lounge to make the biggest mess that'l teach her.....barstards the lot of em.....fume fume bang--------------

TP 24-Oct-2005 18:42

Quote:

Originally posted by Red SPS
had thought about the "shoot her" option, but I'm to nice for that.


That's what hired help is for! :D

I'm unemployed, an ex-soldier ... I'm sure we could do a cash deal ;)

Dickie can get his baseball bat out, and I'll finish up.

Job's a good'un :D

dickieducati 24-Oct-2005 18:50

yeah we could do the criss cross/throw moma from the train bit.

you i'll do you a favour if you do me one kind of thing:o

philthy 24-Oct-2005 18:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

______________________________


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



_____________________________


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Brill !! and so true:lol::lol:

In the middle of an argument ( Funnily enough about bikes )
I shouted out ''But you knew what I was like when you married me!''

The reply?

''Well I thought I could change you!''

:lol::lol::lol:

Rushjob 25-Oct-2005 22:57

It's an old one, but a good one....
How to deal with women.
Click here to solve all your problems.....
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Stu748R 26-Oct-2005 09:17

Yea women,i got dumped again last night........

Time to buy a new bike me thinks

khushy 26-Oct-2005 09:58

www.allwomenarenuts.com
 
need I say more?

Khushy

Redruth 26-Oct-2005 19:25

Rushjob :o:o:o:o:o

Still, I can't deny the 'nuts' label.

Otherwise why would they ever want to have anything to do with men in the first place?


:sing::sing:

Rushjob 26-Oct-2005 20:06

I is innocent.
Honest.
:saint:
The voices made me post it Ruth......... ;)

Scottch 26-Oct-2005 20:55

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb
Married men live longer than single men do ......

No mate - it just feels that way! ;)


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