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AK 03-Nov-2005 22:23

SO....
 
I got asked tonight by 'im-in-the-garridge' what I wanted for xmas:mad:

I like surprises really, but I know he needs a prod in the right direction sometimes tho;)

so, do I ask for the DP comfort seat, or new rear sets (new susp set up would be ace, or a CSS day - but am living in cloud cuckoo land methinks:( )
- or do I mention about some bling for myself

....or something totally different?

and more to the point, what are you guys likely to get 'her-in-the-kitchen' (Joke name!!) for xmas...

C:)

ps: Dickie - any answers of hatchets & baseball bats not considered, I have my own collection:devil::lol::devil:

Loz 03-Nov-2005 22:28

Quote:

Originally posted by CK and AK
I got asked tonight by 'im-in-the-garridge' what I wanted for xmas:mad:

I like surprises really, but I know he needs a prod in the right direction sometimes tho;)

...

and more to the point, what are you guys likely to get 'her-in-the-kitchen' (Joke name!!) for xmas...

C:)

Not sure, but I reckon a "prod in the right direction" sounds ideal for Xmas or any other time for that matter

:lol::devil:

[Edited on 3-11-2005 by Loz]

AK 03-Nov-2005 22:29

err, no ta Paul:o:lol:

got a silver one ta - and it works (until AK tries to cook another bit of bike in it:o )

AK 03-Nov-2005 22:30

Loz:o behave:P:P

you know what I meant;):D

Loz 03-Nov-2005 22:31

Quote:

Originally posted by CK and AK
Loz:o behave:P:P

you know what I meant;):D

Oh, yes indeedy ... :burn:

rcgbob44 03-Nov-2005 22:36

Might treat her to a new set of saucepans!

berto 03-Nov-2005 23:08

plastic surgery......Lady goes to see the surgeon and says"can you make me an arse like kylie's" Surgeon lifts up her skirt and says...."one?..I could make you five" boom boom!!!!:lol:

andyb 03-Nov-2005 23:11

Lady goes to the plastic surgeon and asks for a bigger cleavage.
Surgeon replies, " rub some toilet paper between your breasts"

She says "what?"


He says, " Well it did wonders for your Arse!"

:lol::lol:

GsxrAge 03-Nov-2005 23:19

I will buy the wife a ...................................















TURKEY :bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:

andyb 03-Nov-2005 23:20

Quote:

Originally posted by AGE996
I will buy the wife a ...................................















TURKEY :bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:


A gobbling one?

berto 03-Nov-2005 23:22

He-he you are the double entendre meister

GsxrAge 03-Nov-2005 23:22

Quote:

Originally posted by andyb
Quote:

Originally posted by AGE996
I will buy the wife a ...................................















TURKEY :bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:


A gobbling one?



ERRRRRR I aint no turkey But i will sudgest a bit of gobbling to her :D

madmav 03-Nov-2005 23:24

Getting my missus a replacement!

for me :D

GsxrAge 03-Nov-2005 23:26

Quote:

Originally posted by madmav
Getting my missus a replacement!

for me :D


Do they need to be MAD Mav ??????


Also do they get free "Ring trips" ????

madmav 03-Nov-2005 23:28

mad
RiNG
women !!!!!


wadda you think ?:lol:

clockwork orange 03-Nov-2005 23:57

Doesn't look like you're going to get any sensible suggestions out of this lot C. :devil:

Mines been asked - for a footspa........:D:D:D

psychlist 04-Nov-2005 00:40

Quote:

Originally posted by CK and AK


......what are you guys likely to get 'her-in-the-kitchen' (Joke name!!) for xmas...


Freedom!

webbyc 04-Nov-2005 07:40

How about a longer chain!:D

AK 04-Nov-2005 09:23

I give up!!!:alien:

I'm gonna ask for susp set up methinks:D... with maybe an ohlins...

clockwork orange 04-Nov-2005 14:12

Quote:

Originally posted by CK and AK
with maybe an ohlins...

:devil:

Mark 04-Nov-2005 14:20

Bling for yaself, and the comfy seat.

Beetle 10-Nov-2005 21:39

Might buy her something to wear in white - come to think of it most kitchen appliances come in white !!!

:lol::lol::lol:


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