Card\'s Behind the Bar again - Great News
 

Yes, I finally have a job!!!!

I have been offered a nice 6 month contract which I was pleased to accept this evening. I may even start on Wednesday :D

The last few months have been personally 'challenging' one could say :rolleye: ... and this is one monkey I'm exceptionally happy to have off my back. Please join me in getting completely shat faced. I'll be drinking Bundaberg Rum and coke.

Woohoo!!

Congratulations Tony.

Mines a Southern Comfort.:sing:

Coke for me mate stuck offshore and T Total.

Back on dry land tomorrow though and will have a few wets for you in the "Titty Bar" in Aberdeen.

Congrats mate you deserve it, apologies for dickwipe not contacting you.

Isn't it funny when it comes time to call in favours they never happen!!!

Congrats, mate. Now get that bike sorted!

Nevermind mate, you did your bit and stood up to be counted - that's all you can ask.

Felix - my bike for next year is sorted ;)

CONGRATULATIONS!

Pleased you are beginning to turn a corner TP!:D

Oh!...I think you know my tipple...Double please!!!:P

Well done Tony, I would cut out the drink if I was you. You don't want to turn up on Wednesday pi$$ed;)

Drambuie it is my dear - enjoy :D

Jon, of course I want to make a good impression on my first day so I shall cease dinking a good 6 hours before my start time :D

well done Tony. I'll have a large JD and coke with ya ;)

Why stop at one when we can have 7 :D

PS - I've got some money for you, I shall call in the morning - if I can talk that is.

good news Tony, - see the luck has now turned, you will be winning DD races next. :) Pleased for you, pint of Owd Rodger please.

Nice one mate - presentation went well then?

I should have sent them the "I Should Be So Lucky" SingStar clip... :lol:

Well done mate :smug:

I'll join you in a drink to that. :roll:

Presentation was a gem, I'm sure the clip would have helped me land the job actually! The guy who offered me the job texted me about half an hour ago and said "Fantastic, really happy you accepted. I'm going to have lots more beer now"

:lol:

This could end in tears ....

Just in from the Gym,still trying to emulate you my hunky Aussie freind:lol::lol:

(best Cliff Richard voice)
:sing::sing:CONGRATULATIONS and JUBILATIONS:sing::sing:

Mineral water please,but you can have another one,
Go on have a skin full mate

Good on yer sport ...
 

... I'll have a large Marquis de Cesares por favor :D

Ha! It's not the gym you want to be at then, it's the bakery! Get some pies in!


Mineral water coming right up .... and another ridiculously strong rum (running out of coke see ;) )

Puts hairs on your chest! Oh, I seem to have drunk quite a bit over the years ....

No worries, consider it done :)

And thanks :)

well done tony, i'll have a pint of wife beater

Coming right up, with a side of one of Dickie's baseball bats if you want to do the job properly ;)

Come over here nicking our job's, drinking our booze ! Cant even speak prooper English like what we do !
Pleased for yer cober
K

Well done mate-I'll have a 'depthcharge' please, just the one-to start with.............:devil:

John

and it makes your sideburns grow to an extremely strange size to :lol: :lol: :smug:

Don't be gay, the first one's just a warmup!

Lead the way!

Now listen here you!

I've shaved them off! And the beard - the whole went for the job interview on Friday. Well apart from the bit under my bottom lip ... but otherwise I actually looked like I knew what I was talking about when I put a suit on. Fortuantely no-one recognised me.

:D

Great news Tony, chuffed for u.

I'm on perrier tonite, strange but true.

Gawd what have i just confessed to! you'll never talk to me again.

No photos please:lol::lol:

Take yourself outside and administer several uppercuts!

Bloody hell, that's one strike .. that's all I'm saying.

Don't they call that a Brazilian :puzzled:

Bet you looked a right c........................

I'll get me coat and pour another JD :burn:

Go on Nelly say what ya feel:lol::lol:

:lol: :lol:

Next one's a quadruple ... then you won't feel the pain from what will happen straight after that :D

what a c..................??

been there, got the T-shirt mate :lol:

He can't catch me yet. I'm 200 mile away and he's got a dodgy foot :roll::bouncy:

:o :o Now that`s a mans drink,not for you Aussies;):lol:,need a spoon to drink that:lol:

You should have some of this here Bundaberg Rum - from the sugar cane fields of Queensland.

Good stuff (hic)

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Sugar can fields???? .................... ours comes in bags :lol:

Great news on your new job mate :cool:

Make mine a dry blackthorn ;)

Doh! Cane ... cane!!

I'll edit the bloody thing!

.....but Owd Roger comes in pints:smug: not many places sell it,beer festivals special that one.
Speaking of Queensland,turns out that`s where more chiropractor comes from,any message from one convict to another.........................I`ll get me coat:lol:

[Edited on 8-11-2005 by sparkin]

Cheers Age :)

Have two! With a whiskey chaser :D

Ha! Trust me, you don't want him to speak to me - you'll never experience so much pain in your lilfe!

:D