Caption competition - with no prize!!
 

Alex Barros, TZ250 Yamaha, Hockenheim 1989...

Ok, re-instate the pit guy he did clean the underside of the fairings.


:sing::sing:

Alex was about to commence a long and highly decorated career of crashing the most expensive bikes on the planet ...

Fook I didn't think carbon brakes where that good:D

I might aswell practice my breast stroke while I'm up here

:sing: If I had wings I would fly If I had wings I would touch the sky :sing:

2 seconds into the race Alex suddenly remembered about the disc lock on the front wheel.

Nope this is recoverable, I saw Randy control worse than this a couple of seasons ago.

Or
Ay Snowy, I can see the pub from 'ere!

Ains.

Damn, I was sure this was a right-hander,

I thinked I touched cloth

Alex was just about to realise it was gonna fookin hurt........

Alex always did think he was faster than the bike...............

He's singing> I'm flying though the air, underneath a moon lit sky.


or

O ****, hope no one spots me Erection :o

Hah thank fook for that, I haven't left my balls behind

[Edited on 30-11-2005 by Jon]

Blimey - look at me chicken strips !

to the tune of the snowman song:

" I'm floating in the air......"


or


" This helmet testing lark is just getting silly now"

thank f**k i borrowed xuas`s leathers they`ll think its a normal day..

I wonder if Castrol will pay me more for this

"Alex's determination to win was surpassed only by his desire to beat his own bike"

Medic!!!!!!!!

Jeez this racing lark is tiring...I think I'll just lay here for a bit and have a kip

"If I survive this I promise never to crash again."

This is the correct way to do it TP.

Nah, he missed out on the handstand and half pirouette ;)

I was WAY more stylish, I just wish someone had a pic of it!

Handstand...

Now, where did I put my bike????

ARSEBISCUITS!

There must be a better job than being a crash test dummy.

can i get fries with this