Come and sit on my knee
 

Hello little children, come and sit with me & tell me what you would like for christmas.
I work with Santa and can tell him of all your wishes:sing::sing:

I can't wait to see where this one goes!:saint:

I usually go around nice cold places in the North Pole.

Where do you go/

can I just say what a strange name you have Philthy?

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!



[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Davieravie]

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Davieravie]

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Davieravie]

A picture would be nice David, or havent you learnt to post them yet?:saint:

Didn't realise Gary Glitter had email in Vietnam............

Now now Mr Yeti no sarcasm dear.
Just because you have probably flown over there a few times eh?;)

and wht did you want for Christmas?

David, that is a nice picture of a lady but are you sure you dont want anything else?

No thats fine, thats all I want, thanks!! Im no greedy.

i'd like a garage please mister santa

somewhere i can keep my toys nice and warm and play with them when i want to.

Thought you kept your toys in JPM's pants Lily? :lol:

yeti - if you behave like that you wont get ANY presents this year, you naughty boy:P

Lily, i will see what I can do for you. can you post JPM's number up the chimney for me to collect?

:roll:

Santa,

I would like a shot when Davieravie is finished with his present please.

Aren't all good children supposed to share????;)

most defianately they should share Scotty:)

but as you might appear to have dropped a bike on the floor this year, not all your wishes may come true.
Can you confirm you havent fallen off?:alien:

Dear Santa...

I'd like a big mallet to **** the Xmas Penguin with :devil:

:(

I didn't drop it Santa honest.

It was the big boys that did it:D

See Scotty?

with a little magic I knows everything:D

Scotty, we can play with it at the same time :eureka:;)

A House on the French Riviera.

Jools

Wana borrow a 12 bore instead!:flame:

can i have a huge anvil fall on my wife's (soon to be ex) head please. oh and some of that sticky stuff you can blow into balloons that i used to get every xmas from hamleys. ta.

Davie - naughy boy

Mr C - greedy lad out of the question

rgcbob - scrooge:P do you know a man called meldrew?

Dickie - the latter is possible, you never know;)

:sing::sing:

Ive got a few used burst balloons with sticky stuff inside left over from the weekend :D:D:D:D:D

Scotty, we can play with it at the same time :eureka:;) [/quote]

Sounds like a plan to me mate.

Big High 5 for the change over as normal???;)

Come and sit on my knee little penguin and i'll wring your neck me little feathered friend:lol:

I'll sit on your knee anytime:lol: but I'll get first peck:devil:

xxxxxx