NEVER TRUST THE FRENCH!
 

:puzzled:Would you trust a nation that sells you old stock for premium prices?:flame:



We've just had some vintage champagne and the above thought occured to me.

Whats more there wasn't even a 'best by date' so we thought it was best to get rid of it all. Now where's the number for trading standards.

Hic!

Burp!

Sure did:D

[Edited on 26-12-2005 by BDG]

:lol:

Ye we hade the same don't trust Portugal ether.:D

Remember what General Patton said;

'I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French division behind me'. :D

Or an American division in the same battle...............according to my mum they can't march and chew gum at the same time...............:lol:

John

got a house full of them next dooor,come over for xmas....now any obsenities in french i can shout thro the walls at them..:lol::lol::lol:

Simon

Encoule salope is something you wouldn't want to shout

Even better than that,spent some time today talking to a Porsche salesman whilst looking through the options list qoute "special colours- also available additional colours previously deleted £1500 "
So you can pay extra and have last years colour-GREAT!:lol:
Butch

I'm not sure "salope" is as used as "b1tch" may be in English, and Encoule doesn't mean anything :D

Yeah, I was wondering about the 'Encoule'....... but maybe you don't wanna shout it because it doesn't mean anything and you'd end up looking a ****!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Perhaps I have been either misled (not unheard of) or maybe not pronouncing/spelling it correctly.
It was translated to me as "up you're a*se you b1tch".

I did have a shock when I arrived back after one journey having asked the waiter for some "preservatif" to put on my toast.
What I should have been asking for was "conservatif" which is Jam. What I WAS asking for was a condom (preservatif) to put on my toast:lol:

I always find 'Pog-ma-hone' to be a handy thing to shout at folks-it's probably not spelt correctly but it means 'kiss my ar3e' in gaelic.

John

Nah,just say" E U farm subsidies"......

Thats always a good swearword.

tis the full name for the Pogues (irish rover, fairy tale new york etcetera) Pogue Mahon