DSC M/T football team? and why?
 

OK and on a lighter note!

If you could choose the MT for this club!

and you were to liken it to a football team !

who would you choose and why?

Ok here goes;)

In goal Dibble, (would'nt you be scared) to meet him face to face :lol:

Right Back Ratler (no point running about is there) I might get a sweat on :lol:

Left back weeksy (no one ever botherd to speak to the left back in any team):lol:

Inside right Ian ( we could use him as a weeble) they dont fall down (only wobble):lol:

Outside right JPM ( Right out side of the action):lol:

Center forward BDG ( well come on who is gonna be taller than him in the goal mouth):lol:

Wingers would be DCR and AGE (as they are used to being out in the sticks with no one around to talk to):lol:

sweepers would be Webby, flanks and TP (from what i have heard they are good with a brush):lol:

ok there would be two "Ref's Andy B and Rush job (Both used to giving out unfair tickets):lol:

Lines men . Monty and Fordie ( they would still struggle to keep up the "Pace" of the game):lol::lol:

Cheers leaders CK,lizzie,lilly and Red Ruth:D

Substitutes The rest of the current DSC managment:lol::lol:

Henners would be (Running the book)

well thats my team !:D would they make a good DSC
M/ Team?????;)

so who would you pick in your team and why?

Next:D

Pmsl I hate Football :lol::lol:

PMSL....if i was ref, i wouldnt stand for any of that mincy, handbag pushing falling whinging crap.........and run at me and swear...........OFF, OFF, go on, overpaid TSER!!:lol::pig:

CK Not a cheerleader - used to play in defence:devil:

I thought that was behind de fence!!

:P

:P:P:P

and your new years wish is now for 2 front teeth eh?:lol:

Nah! ON the fence with the rest of the girls trying to pick up the centre forward as a date for the school disco :lol:

:mad:

<CK stamps foot in a petulant way>

Mav - you nutter!!!:lol:

now, who can I fill a netball team with????:puzzled:;):lol:

lol::lol::lol: you plonker Mav, first time in days that I laughed whilst sitting in front of this message board, I think I love you (still). :P

You Mav for team coach driver? A team needs a treasurer you know?? ;) There will be subs to collect, and expenses, half an orange and half time costs money you know? And then the team needs a constitution and what about the panel to pick the team? Applications in writing.... oh I have just screwed up the fun, doh!

And no Geoff S in the team? - you know if he plays football like he rides a bike he would be a Pele, and come to think of it seeing how serious all of the DD's are I think they all have a case for being in the squad! Imagine TP and fil2 going in for a tackle, (no TP you don't pick up the ball, put it down, and don't rip the sleeves of your shirt, those shorts are far too small) and with Big Ali picking up the pieces, we could take on the world!

Actually we probably have a good case for a DSC tournament?

Don't you mean "and with Big Ali in pieces"?

:P:lol:

don't you believe it, - I heard a rumor that the 2 collarbone injuries (and Andy #99) are actually a cover for the fact that they are being rebuilt to be fitter, stronger and longer lasting, - you might be too young to remember the bionic man, but a few of us will hear the sound effect when they get back on the bikes next year!

Thats better ! the ****in banter has been missing from this club for 2 long!

That'd be about right....:lol:

Good post, Mav. I'll vote for any blokes in shorts. Don't care if they can play football as long as they look good in shorts. Phaawww! Men in shorts - now you're talking!

Part of the cheer leader team??? Gave up high kicks about 20 years ago. Can't get my heels over my head the way I used tol::lol: Not sure I should be wearing very short skirts and pom poms either, really. :bouncy:

No no no no no, a little voice screams at me not to write something naughty in reply to that

need any help??;)

well ******** to you Mav, I thought we had an understanding and I didn't even make your first eleven amongst a bunch of no hopers, however, having played the better game with the funny shaped ball for over 30 years, the odd game of pansy dancing I've played ended in blood and tears anyway.

At least let me clean their boots or sumfink:P

WeeJohnyB

weeeeeeeeeeeejohny I got you down for the Orange squeeeezer at half time mate !





mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm refreshing :lol::lol::lol::lol:

I'm not squeezing Monty's pips, having caught sight of them as he climbed into the top bunk in the old betsy bus in our racing days, it's enough to give you nightmares:lol:

WeeJohnyB

Thats why i have put him on the touch line!:lol::lol::lol:

and the netball team is:

Centre: no brakes WeejB

WA: No hold barred in wit AntonyE

WD: You can outrun me, but not in the wet Psychlist

GA: I dont have a clue what I'm doing, but dont I look pretty DickieDucati

GD:you aint putting a new item for sale past me JPM

G/Keeper: I'll let you through if you give me a donut Dibble

Sub; super-sub now you see me now you dont Domski



Mav, you beat me hands down every time mate!

Thanks Mav, ---ing linesman , Id wana kick ar8e and make these suckers work, bloody sweat and tears no less. Coach or even better IC of Cheer leaders. But first Ill have to read the rule book as I no diddle squot about footie :lol: Cheer Leaders I have experiance :lol: 4D

4D i put you on the touch line,so when the game was over you could be the First up the BAR;)

Now that would be a result:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

C, sometimes i just crack myself up:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Mav . Its only the Zimmer Frame thats holding me back:lol:
Im often first to the bar on a ride out ,thats one thing we got to do this year. Ride out together, =uck the football . 4D

Hey 4D if you dont mind me coming down on my rice grinder!


You can be my "wingman"

Mav requesting permission to buzz the BHC tower:D

Mav you have me to a tee... B*****d!!! ;)

Glad to see we're back to normal on here :lol:

Freak email me the venue date and time for the nosh up please

Maverick calls the ball !!:smug:

U2U

Anytime M8 Anytime Our flight paths will cross some time Wilco and out 4D

.... running the book??? I bloody wrote it mate :lol:



..... I knew him when he knew which side he was on :lol::lol:

Apparently Lily is hunting her pompoms down.....

C.... Dunno what you're trying to say :rolleye:

Nice one Ian lifts things nicely - cheers

Mav - uummm sweeper now let me think about that;)

SWEEPER!

What does he do then? Am I allowed to tackle anyone? And I mean properly!

liar .... :frog:

Oi! I resemble that remark......
:P

NOOOOOOOOO! You can't squeeze my bike..... :lol::lol::frog:

Excellent stuff Mav.

I'm sure the DSC MT team would fare better than my beloved Sunderland at the moment, i'm going back into hiding now.

Is that the same Sunderland that will be swapping places with Reading come May ;)