If you could run the country
 

For a year!!!!
what would you change?

I would
(motoring)
Put all trucks on the road at night :D 8pm till 8am

Ban anyone taking there kids into school in a car:D

Make people firstly,pass their motorcycle test,then their HGV class 1!

(Then they could have a car Licence)

No cars or trucks allowed on the road on sundays!!
National biking day.

(Benifits)

If you were unlucky enough to loose your job, you could claim Dole,But you would still have to work for it by means of cleaning up towns and villages etc etc

(Religion) WOULD BE OUTLAWED ! boats would be made available to ship anyone who needs religion,to take them out of the uk and deliver them elswhere.

(Income tax) would be only for the people on benifits

:D as they would be able to afforrd it:lol:

Like minded people would be able to pool funds and build communities, where by you could leave your keys in ya bike /car and no one would touch it:smug:

I could go on and on !
would anyone like to say what they would do?:D

Some good ideas there :lol:

bring back capital punishment.

and sort out crime in general.

do as they do in some u.s states - 3 strikes and you're out.

no free houses, no housing benefit, no child benefit (cant afford them, dont have them) no unemployment pay unless you have put something into the counrty in the first place. give genuine help to those really wanting to work anyone else can be put up in basic hostels.

the economy pretty much runs itself.

review foreign aid policy.

use non dangerous prisoners to clear up all the litter everywhere in return for shorter setences.

clamp down on drink/drug driving raise speed limit on motorways/dual carriageways, drop it in built up areas

Here here, dicki,
i would have put it like that but i'm too thick to write all that:lol:

Mav? are you going to represent the Monster Raving Loonies in the next elections?

ban all caravans.
all vehicles that are not capable of 60 mph to be off the road 07.00 to 10.00 and 16.00 to 19.00.
abandon the isle of wight, move all pikies, prisoners and illegals there.
refund fuel tax for motorbike users.
Soap operas to be shown only on satellite TV between 10.00 and 15.00 Mon - fri and not to coincide with any form of sport.
Make all unemployment benefit payments dependant upon community work.
Make all take away resturants responsible for litter in a 1/2 radius of their premises

I could go on and on and on

Bring in chain gangs of convicts. Use them to repair the roads, sweep the streets etc etc etc

If they try to escape shoot them.

Ship all the illegals straight back to where they came from, they broke the law by entering the country illegally, ship the feckers out.

They know the benefit system better than anyone born here, what have they contributed to our economy to be able to sponge off it???? They are a huge drain on resources.

On a slightly off tack subject but relevant, did anyone see the latest Crimewatch just before Crimbo????

90% of all the crimes shown were committed by Eastern Europeans and the like. Turks, Albanian's, Greeks, Kosacks etc..........

Poor lass picked up in an illegal taxi in London - Gang raped

Secondly 2 Albanian's shown on CCTV at a train station raped a young lass.

I have forgotten the rest, but was shocked to say the least.

I am all for a multi cultural society, i am married to a Chinese lass, but it scares me when people living in this Country have no regard what so ever for our laws and ways of living.

What the feck is going on........?????

Our immigration policy sucks, i feel seriously sorry for you guys down South with what seems a much bigger problem than we have up here. Glasgow has areas where complete tower blocks have been taken over by Albanians and stabbings and rapes are through the roof.....

:flame:

Stop all imigration. Zero. None. ( Don't care which country you come from )

Check every recent immigrant for infectious diseases and treat them.

Sort out people here illegally. Are they a benefit to the country? If Yes they can stay, if not, out they go.

We have well over 1 million unemployed - No new immigrants until all those people are employed. All potential immigrants thereafter can only come here if they already have a genuine job offer. If they can't do the job or lose their job and can't get another then out they go.

Double the police force

Hang anyone who robs / hurts any O.A.P. or child.

Hang all paedophiles / child abusers

Hang anyone who steals a car / bike and subsequently hurts someone due to their driving

Sack every M.P. Replace them all with 'NORMAL' people.


MAKE AND SHOW MORE REALITY T.V.SHOWS! ( Nightmare scenario )

The last line is the only one which will come true :lol:


At the end of my term Scotty B takes over:lol::lol:

[Edited on 9-1-2006 by philthy]

Makes you relalise Mad max was not to far fetched!!!!!

come the "Revolution" madmav will have the fuel tanker:lol::lol::lol:

The milkey bars are on me:cool:

Philthy,

You get my vote mate...........

Can i be your "Whipping Boy" for a year to learn the ropes cause i am not worthy........:D

doogleman less of the monsters:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

OOOhhhh, Mav don't get my kim on to this subject, she wouldn't let any one else have a say.

All self employed people who can show that their enterprise has generated new jobs and the opening of new businesses are exempt from income tax. We seriously need some real incentives in this country to get productivity going again. Our reliance on non productive service industries and money shuffling is a massive bubble waiting to burst.

Reduction in petty EU legislation that adversely effects our ability to compete with other countries who don't implement the same legislation.

All the immigration stuff that ScottyB suggested.

All the hard on crime stuff that philthy suggested.

"Mav? are you going to represent the Monster Raving Loonies in the next elections?" No need doogleman, I can't see them chucking Mr. B. Liar out can you ? :lol:

Change the MP and Judges pay structure such that they are on minimum wage. Then let's see how many are still doing the job "for the love of the country".

Make it compulsory that an MP will only be allowed to represent the area in which they have lived permanently for the previous 10 years.

Make new jail of one single open grid (floor, walls, ceiling) cell and about 15 stories high.
Put the tax dodgers in the top cell, and work your way down the building with paedophiles and the like in the bottom cells.
Then lock 'em up and don't let em out till their times up.
On a weekly basis hose down the cells.

Pay doctors on a no cure no fee basis and make pharmaceuticals free for all.

Bring back the threepenny bit cos my pennies keep rolling down the grid and under desks.

If we ban immigration,who's gonna do all the jobs they currently do?The NHS will grind to a halt,most businesses will not be able to function properly and where will i get take-away food from:mad:
The truth is 99% of people will do nothing if it's an option,regardless of nationality.Ask yourself why the goverment does'nt allow 'illegals' to work.Surely the better option would be to kick out people who won't work regardless of where they were born.
The rule should be to welcome anyone who finds themselves a job,pays taxes and generally tries to live a honest life.I don't think i'm being that naive:lol:

Quite - hubby has not claimed a thing off the State in all the 7 years he's been here. And until he got his British citizenship I wasn't allowed to, not that I have.

I am quite sickened when I see those who have council accomodation 5 times larger than I can afford simply because they breed like rabbits.

I also think people should be made to vote - even if it is a spoiled vote you should cast it or be fined for not taking your citizenship seriously. 100% poll with 75% spoiled would make quite a statement I should think.

Blaming a poor/rough childhood etc etc for breaking the law should be banned - take responsibility for actions and bl**dy well live with the consequences.

Capital punishment.

I'll stop there.

The flu's no better then Karen:D

National service for all between 16 and 25 if you:
a/ Do not have a job and/or
b/ Do not go to college/Uni (And acheive passes each term)

Capital punishment for gun or knife crime.

Send all illegals to Australia

£1 on income tax for everybody in UK, this will be donated to Ducati motorcycles in Italy.

Being married to a Dutch girl, I remember her comments after being stuck in one of those "non-accident" tailbacks on a dual carriageway during the middle of the day, you know the ones, when a tractor or JCB is doing 25mph and is causing the delay.

In Holland, no tractor or slow-moving JCB type vehicle are allowed on a dual carriageway / motorway between the hours of 7.30am-6.30pm or there or thereabouts.

Oh, and HGVs are not allowed to overtake during those hours either.

Belting idea in my opinion.

Believe or not the current Govt have announced some of the above ideas in their daily policy outpourings.

If government hot air ran countries then the UK would be the number one superpower.

We all moan about stuff but what do we actually DO about it?

Got to go, local council to pester, the inland revenue need telling which ways up and me local MP needs to know that local NHS dentistry has just died, probably have to join a 1 mile long queue to sign up for another.

Ray.

Get off our a**es and go and vote. There is only a 25% poll, so where are the other 75%????? In local elections its even worse. If you don't vote then take what you get and shut up.

Rant over.

Flu's fine Roy, thanks.

I'd start with these morons.

Warning - potential to raise blood pressure...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspap...974691,00.html

I wish I hadn't read that..... I'm about to BURST!!

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ive heard worse, what about the Leicestershire quango that spent all that money on the so called art a few weeks ago instead of improving roads:mad:

Brick up the Channel tunnel . Only alow Asylum seekers to to claim asylum at the British ambesey in their country and then send them straight baqck if they come here first. Ban French beef and give our farmers the same subsadies. NHS for our own first. AHHH I could go on.
What a fonderful country this would be if we put our own first.
Some what angry now as I'm half cut.
Cheers
Allan R:flame::flame::flame::flame::flame: