DSC Tug O War North\"V\" South
 

OK another great Idea from uncle mav:D

well it's not realy Biking weather and in the spirit of the north south devide


how about this!!!

First of all we pick a nice BIG field

IN the Midlands

( happen to know one:D)

Then we get some BIG strong lads from the North and south

;)

we then get the ladies to set up beer outlets or tea, coffee., Burgers etc,


Then all the souther'n shandy drinkers can compete with all the northen Double hard beer swilling monsters:lol:

we could do several events for the different classes.
Ie; (Down sarf)
Heavy Weight's
Andy B
weeksy2
Dibble

Light weights
AK
fordie
henners
Bantam weights
Nbs996

ETC ETC get the picture

this could be a great event!

Ride up pull ya arms out and then moan for a week:lol::lol:

put ya names down

who's up for it

Club spirit:D

Ps i'm the ref and my decision on the day is Final:smug:

Bring it on

dont forget the SUPER heavyweights!!;)

I thought this post would be a 'how long til we have ducati-down-south' spin off......

Nah Bradders i doh do politics:cool:

I'm tipping Fordie to take the double hard ******* award!

messin....just messin.....anyway, I think BDG must be an honourary southerner with all the travelling he has done, so we'll have him!!

I think Shaun might have something to say about that, I'd of thought TP would be a safe bet for you lot, but those lamb chops need to go :D

OI! leave the lamb chops alone!

And I'm too broken to do anything like this at the moment, hold it in a few months in the better weather and I'll be fine :D

Oh and I'm LOVING your signature block! Was that something about CANADA???

Sod the rope...lets just have a big game of bulldogs (he says, reminiscing back to 'ye olde school dayz)!:roll:

CANADA you say?

Yes.

CANADA

Get back on Topic or i will have to punnish you!! again:o

:lol:

Please don't punish me Your Madness!

This thing about ask scottch about Canada, what's it about, Scottch? Or anyone else.

What about us in the WEST and East;)

where you drawing the north south line then ?

It's been going on for days, and he's still not saying

Generally,anywhere north of Winchester,is ooop north:P

Maybe he's forgotten?

THE LINE IS FROM THE wash to the Wirral!

thats buggered JPM up :bouncy:

now who's side you on:roll::puzzled:

where is the wash? And i thought the North started at the Watford Gap?

er Mav, JPM lives north of the Wirral, not that I've got the rule book out already, oh no, I'd never do that, never , :D :D :D ( unless we're losing fellas, there has gotta be a get out clause in there somewhere) :D :D

GET out clause ! section 2 of the firing squad sub section by the power impresed up on you by me by way of the sound of thunder:P

You old Northern boys could'nt bite the balls of a chocolate mouse ,let along pull on a rope. It'lle be more like Dopes on a Rope. Mav you sure you got a big enough field for this and do I need to swap my Diablo's for some thing more grippy.4D

[Edited on 19-1-2006 by Fordie]

Us Northerners would be a safe bet.....we have Scottch....him against the whole of the rest of the softy Southerers..... GAME OVER!!! :D

Ah, surely that was amended at committee,> sub section 26, appendix Diii if my memory serves, quick lads pull now :D :D

Giz not infront of the children:lol::lol:

Thats the spirit 4D

sorry, thought we were the children :D

While Im at it, thats another thing,you old boys from Uuup Nurth are more agin to Tug of War than us as you play it every Friday night , between the pay packet and the missus:lol: 4D

eh??, the missus is never at the pub on a friday night?? :D :D

Wash!?! :o

Do you coal miners up there know about soap then :lol:

nah, we spend all our time in union meetings :D :D got loads of time now since they closed the pits, means we can spend hours researching law and benefits courtesy of you hard working southern tax payers :D :D

It's easy to sense where north starts..

Those who talk stupid, smoke rollys, have wippets as pets.. also weather is generally grim...

Usually blerks are overweight and either lay tarmac or drive trucks..:sing::sing:



[Edited on 20-1-2006 by Duke2BSteve]

;)

I think we could potentially have quite a good squad thinking about it, we've got

Scottch
BDG
MartinH

All big guys, and I mean big!

Then you've got the likes of

Davie - after a few beers I bet he's a right nasty piece of work
DCR - or Howling Mad DCR as we call him
Gizmo - the silent killer
Martin (Ducati Glasgow) I've got him down as a terrier
TonyH - just sly
SteveM - Or babyface to his friends

I'll see if I can round the troops up!

Where's that one come from ???? I though it was Stephanie;)

Christ we're in trouble down here... we have Webby, Henners, Skids and Karl......

Just proves all you Northerners are fat bas****s.

And you southerners are arses ? :frog:

Actually Steve I was going to suggest you jump into our camp (not suggesting your a fat B*****d) but you are from Merseyside and effectively a plastic southerner :lol:

Only at weekends... remember