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madmav 31-Jan-2006 17:19

Anti speeding
 
A new weapon in the anti-speeding war...


Big brother is getting even more hi-tech with the news that the government is testing bikes that can be automatically slowed by satellite intervention. Looks like there will soon be a new weapon in the anti-speeding war.

:flame:

Martinp 31-Jan-2006 17:50

Where did you hear this?

NBs996 31-Jan-2006 17:54

it's in mcn tomorrow.

philthy 31-Jan-2006 19:02

Don't worry...someone will soon come up with a device which will transmit a message back to the satellite, telling it that you are doing 29.99 mph, when in fact you are doing 100mph.:D

[Edited on 31-1-2006 by philthy]

Martinp 31-Jan-2006 22:46

Quote:

Originally posted by NBs996
it's in mcn tomorrow.

Err how do you know?

andyb 31-Jan-2006 22:52

Quote:

Originally posted by NBs996
it's in mcn tomorrow.

must be true then.............:lol:

keefer 31-Jan-2006 22:58

who cares
if that's the case ill never buy a new bike
its not as if they can fit it to all the bikes already produced

Glyn 01-Feb-2006 00:50

i hired a boat on the shannon, it was limited to 4 mph
3 mins with 13 mm spanner.............sorted

weeian 01-Feb-2006 00:57

Quote:

Originally posted by Glyn
i hired a boat on the shannon, it was limited to 4 mph
3 mins with 13 mm spanner.............sorted

Exactly !!

nothing they do cant be counteracted.

/ian

Martinp 01-Feb-2006 01:01

Quote:

Originally posted by Glyn
i hired a boat on the shannon, it was limited to 4 mph
3 mins with 13 mm spanner.............sorted

3 mins thats quite a while.:P

NBs996 01-Feb-2006 07:53

Quote:

Originally posted by Martinp
Quote:

Originally posted by NBs996
it's in mcn tomorrow.

Err how do you know?

I know everything martin, I'm the oracle of all to be known!

Martinp 01-Feb-2006 12:27

Was that a quote form the Matrix?

NBs996 01-Feb-2006 12:29

Quote:

Originally posted by Martinp
Was that a quote form the Matrix?

I don't know! :lol:

TP 01-Feb-2006 12:29

There is no spoon ...

Martinp 01-Feb-2006 12:45

mind you there was no well spoken 7yr old in a toga.

guest1 01-Feb-2006 14:25

Quote:

Originally posted by madmav
A new weapon in the anti-speeding war...


Big brother is getting even more hi-tech with the news that the government is testing bikes that can be automatically slowed by satellite intervention. Looks like there will soon be a new weapon in the anti-speeding war.

:flame:

Let's just hope it's made by the same company that makes the ankle tags for parolees. Seems the tags aren't tracked if you stick your leg in a cast iron bath.

Steve M 01-Feb-2006 14:32

"Track use only" wiring loom anyone? ;)

TP 01-Feb-2006 14:35

Quote:

Originally posted by Martinp
mind you there was no well spoken 7yr old in a toga.

:lol:

t5mission 01-Feb-2006 15:12

Quote:

Originally posted by Martinp
Quote:

Originally posted by Glyn
i hired a boat on the shannon, it was limited to 4 mph
3 mins with 13 mm spanner.............sorted

3 mins thats quite a while.:P

The spanner had a 12mm on one end. :lol:

rcgbob44 01-Feb-2006 17:30

Alistair Darling for world president!:frog:

jeff st4s 01-Feb-2006 17:47

it's not the speed they need to control.
I'm sure people will hurt you at legal speeds, it's the ******** drivers who are dangerous and inconsiderate, sadly that kind of controlling technology is not yet with us.

TonyH 01-Feb-2006 18:12

The real problem with this sort of control is that it removes your ability to react to any given situation and will end up causing more accidents and deaths :mad:

Just imagine part way through a turn, leant over, big brother puts the brakes on your bike stands up, runs wide and you end up hitting a wall or on coming traffic, great solution you certainly wont be speeding after that.

Monty 01-Feb-2006 20:10

It's being developed by the same Leeds University lab who did a similar thing with a a car a few years ago. With the car they put the brakes on, with the bike they are reducing the fuel to slow it down-so no sudden application of brakes half way round a corner. So, into 30 at 60, whip the clutch in and coast through at virtually undiminished speed, pass the deristriction sign's, clutch out and off we go.
It will only work on a fuel injected bike though so I see a great future for old bikes with carburetters.

John

philthy 01-Feb-2006 20:19

Quote:

Originally posted by guest1
Quote:

Originally posted by madmav
A new weapon in the anti-speeding war...


Big brother is getting even more hi-tech with the news that the government is testing bikes that can be automatically slowed by satellite intervention. Looks like there will soon be a new weapon in the anti-speeding war.

:flame:

Let's just hope it's made by the same company that makes the ankle tags for parolees. Seems the tags aren't tracked if you stick your leg in a cast iron bath.

Bit difficult to burgle a house with a cast iron bath around your leg:puzzled:


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