Punishment suggestions please
 

OK, heres the scenario:

We need to move Snotty out of the garage to take her somewhere. She is tucked up at the back, snuggled upto Tango.
To enable us to move Snot, I need to wheel out my bike from the front.
However, an important call comes in, so I whizz off into house to get pen & paper for info.

Am gorn 3 mins.

In that time, dearly beloved hubby (or possibly not at the moment) decides to get a move on - and shift my bike.
Takes quickly her off the side stand - and hears a massive crack!!
To his horror, he had forgotten that he had shoved a car jack close in to Her Majesty last w/end after changing the brake discs, and she had now heavily rolled onto it cracking the bellypan:o

He manages to extricate her, but leaving a bit of a gash & crumpled lump off it:(

I wasnt too amused, so can you suggest any punishment that I can put him through later?

C

I think you should make him a nice cup of tea and sooth his troubled head given he is already deeply disturbed by hurting your pride and joy.

Perhaps I can suggest making him a nice meal and massaging his feet?

He did it on purpose, just to get punished.
So best thing you can do to REALLY punish him is fetch his slippers, an ice cold beer and buy him porn.

... and give him oral pleasure. Men hate that.

Guys!!:o

we are obviously not on the same planet!!:ninja:

I was thinking more in the lines of hiding the van keys, so he has to cycle to work next week - or similar (cos HIS bikes batteries are dead)

:P

ps: Rally, I'll have a word with you tomorrow!

barbed wire and genitalia spring to mind :lol:

I was sure the replies to this were going to involve whips, chains and humliation of some sort. But I'll leave that for the girlies to supply! :lol::lol::lol:

Well done guys - male support of the best kind!

I agree in whole with TP......KNOW YOUR PLACE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Go on strike for a week - no cooking, laundry etc till he does it.........:devil:

Hey Charlotte,

Have you seen the film 'Mr & Mrs Smith'?

I watched it last night, you'll find some good options in that !!!

Andy

blame
 

CK, you only have yourself to blame. Shouldn't have left him on his own and he was only trying to help.

Punish him by buying a time machine (there's one on e-bay) and sending him back in time to help himself move the jack out of the way first. Then have him put his batteries on charge before they went flat, and whilst he's there, could he nip out for five mins and buy me a lottery ticket for last weeks euro millions - I'll u2u the numbers in a bit.

He does all that already ... hoovering, dusting .. the lot ....

Maybe CK should just forgive him ....

Andy - I'll look out for the film:)

guest1 - you mad muppet:lol::lol::lol:

and Dibble!:o he does the washing up, but not a lot else..........


maybe I best do a survey on here as to WHO in a relationship helps out with housework & chores:puzzled:

I do ALL the housework!

Maybe I need to advertise for a flatmate to move into my spare bedroom ...

CK, stop fibbing ......

:P

What housework? I does itself, doesn't it?

Andy.....

Charlotte,

Maybe less time posting threads/polls in here and more time to your domestic chores should be in order me thinks ;) ;)

A clean house is a happy house...........

you are soooo heading for a kick up the backside when I (eventually) see you next, young man:P

Charlotte,

the guys have been reading the wrong mags again. See below, extracted from "If men wrote agony columns"

Rgds, Rob

you could suggest a evening of adult fun
get him cuffed to the bed
then go out for a night on the town

Not long to wait.....Raid the Lakes....you've 5 months to practice your swipes at me :roll: