VALENTINES DAY - ideas?
 

Just in case you're stuck for what to write in your Valentines day card........

Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was ****ed.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

:D

:lol::lol:

They tickled me. I have a valentines card and present here from my boyfriend, that he thoughtfully sent, via a friend, from South Africa. First time in years I've had anything to open on Valentine's morning - and I've got a horrible feeling it's a QPR football shirt! So it might be the last time, too! ;)

I dunno Ruth, QPR shirts make good oily rags!

Flanks ... I don't believe it! You're right for once :D

There's only one team fit to wear the hoops ... :sing::sing:

Valeantine day should be banned!!!!

Yes, single people find it depressing, and together people it's unnecessary expense...

you shouldn't need a day to tell someone you love them, or to buy flowers/chocolates,

I like your thread CK, that's brilliant.. :)

Im confussed? Just remind me whats lo... whats lo..., i cant even say it! What is it anyway?:lol::lol::pig:

:lol: Everton

Simple card, and I'll cook a nice dinner tomorrow (even tho I'm playing golf tomorrow :lol: )

does that mean you had forgotten (so far) to get 'shelle a card?:puzzled:

C:)

Got my wifes pressy already - bigger fuse for her chair.

I always feel a bit low at this time of the year but even more this year,it could be my age or maybe a medical problem but(by the way,i dont expect expect any suport from the ladies on this one) i have been unfaithful,my wife found out about the mistress,the mistress found out about the wife,and after a lot of thought i decided to let them both go.

So my 748R has gone and the R1 has gone.

But

as all chaps know,theres nothing like a new ride so roll on March and the new GSXR 1000 K6 and posibly a Ducati sports classic.1000