New job for Domski
 

So what is the mystery new job Domski is looking for ???

Some have suggested he's going to work for one of the high street junk food outlets.

What do you think would be ideal for him ?

Full time, long term product tester in a boxing glove factory :P:P:lol:

Who can come up with the best suggestion ?

Prize is a Big Mac with regular milk shake.

[Edited on 2-3-2006 by Paul James]

i hear Cullompton is looking for a new village idiot ?

Thomas the tank needs a new Fat controller

and the Met Police major task force need a new 'excuses officer'

i think he'd fit perfectly into any of the above roles.

I thought he only wore the boxing gloves in bed to stop that thing he does with his hands

Quality control for PUKKA PIES :lol::lol:

Stunt double for the Hippo on Silentnight bed adverts

stunt double for the new 'bananas in pyjamas' series

The local Clark's shoe shop has a vacancy at the moment,£10.50 an hour....

Clearing up after the Hush Puppys....!


moggers@thatisashitejoke.com

That's the least of my concerns, at least that could tire him out a bit, I just want him kept away from a PC keyboard now and then.:lol::lol:

Can you hear that....... ???






...it's a BIG CAN OF WHOOPASS opening!!

Let battle commence :devil::devil::devil:

So you got the catering job, how do you cook your whoopass ?:P:P:P

Fear not, I have a fresh serving coming your way :P:P:P ;)

bring all you have mate... i'm ready for you....

what time is your break ? do you get free burgers ?

I'm still waiting for a racing lesson dude, maybe we can discuss that?

...and I'm under 12 stone again, so the fat jokes are a bit dated :P

Only if you've put on some height and are no longer only 4 feet tall :P:P:P:P:P:P

Used to work with a guy who swore blind he wasn't overweight, couldn't quite work out what I meant when I said no he wasn't overweight, just under height.

Don't worry mate get a few of them greasy old burgers down your gullet and you'll soon look like Pillsbury the dough boy :lol::lol::P:P:P:P

Don't [Censored] talk to me about [Censored] [Censored] selling houses, [Censored] [Censored] solicitors are[Censored] [Censored] [Censored]. My mum's house has been dragged out for [Censored] 4 months now, all over [Censored] nothing!

The whole [Censored] thing is a [Censored] waste of [Censored] time and effort. [Censored] solicitors and estate agents suck big time!


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And I thought the above was his application for a job as an estate agent :lol:

Yeah, I didn't get that one - go figure!!

:smug:

Man whoore :P

[Edited on 3-3-2006 by ericthered40]

As long as you know what you mean :P

:lol:

Man ***** :lol: Duce Bigalow

[Edited on 3-3-2006 by ericthered40]

Thats disgusting!

Does it pay well though?

:saint:

Bit like the racing depends how good you are ;)


Anyway it's a respectable career man whoring, better than rentboying :lol:

[Edited on 3-3-2006 by ericthered40]

Lets just say you would'nt earn much, unless you sold your body..... by the pound.

Is that the dog pound or pounds in weight ?:lol::lol::P:P

Diplomatic corp ? ?

Got to be some sort of quiz masters job or maybe an interogator at Guantanamo bay?

Maybe telesales or market research in fact anything requiring the asking of endless questions that no one wants to answer !!

:P

Ray

:lol::lol::lol: