its Dark in here ???
 

Please turn the light on, i cant see anyone......:cool:

.....rollingtumbleweed......

... crickets chirruping ...

Bell tolling - ding.....ding.....ding

Window shutter banging in the wind...........

...a poncho-wearing man sleeps on a verandah, head hidden by a large sombrero.....

...A plume of cigar smoke roles from under the sombrero rim and mixes with the surrounding sweltering but still Mexican air....

...poncho wearing man gets banned as the rules clearly state "HOODIES ONLY"...











...I'll get my poncho...

... in the distance a lone rider approaches........

Oh no its just a dog, Motorcycle emptyness....

... but....sounding very far off, but coming closer....

(this is more painful than a fight!)








...going again!!

yeah? - well it'll be a couple or more hours before your boxing ring is open Mr Dom:lol: - you know - when those 'two' get in from their pubs etc

meanwhile.........

back at the ranch.................................

... domski chirruping ...

.....a lone Somerset Hobbit rides into town on his trusty steed....

Oi you, I'm from Devon (is that worse?). Anyway, GRRRRR!!

:lol:

.....a lone Devon man ***** rides into town on a trusty steed....

Is that trusty or Rusty :P

A Janner From the county thatborders gods country rides into town on his trusty space hopper

....a devon cream-guzzler waddles into town on his webbed feet chewing on a dried cane toad....

Right thats it!!!!!

I'm really upset now :lol::lol::lol:

Aren't you from down here big boy? or did your family just escape to Devon?

:P:P

he walked into a forum he knew but was stragley quiet......................he was about to enter................the twilight zone.:ninja:

OHH we just had a yorkshire man in here by the name of dom clegg, He has gone now.... to another place... Are you local..... Tubs.

........the lights were on...........
................................................bu t there was nobody home.............

Sounds like me lol :eureka: