Large Brass Genitalia Required!
 

Assen looks fast!

Help, need large pair of brass testicles to do well at Assen - will pay cash or put appropriate signage on the leathers/bike!

What are the hospital facilities like, or will we have to wait for a couple of laps for your report? :frog:

I'm waiting for my scout to let me know what the facilities are like - I've been in contact with BUPA and confirmed that they will still cover me in Assen!

If anyone is going to find out what the hospital's are like over there it's NOT going to be me! And I hope NO-ONE does!

Besides, unless I find some brass nuts I'll be going too slow to fall off!

You'll be fine mate - looks like a cracking circuit so we'll all enjoy it!

Ant, you're so evil:devil::lol:

I love very fast circuits....they are safer anyway. Less chance of highsides coming out of tight corners on cold tyres etc. Just ride it ya poof. :roll:

[Edited on 3-5-2006 by twpd]

I love fast tracks too - on sticky rubber!

Best ride harder to put some heat in them then, eh? ;)

Follow me TP, in fact if everyone follows me, and keeps Andy at the back, I'll be happy :lol:

That's assuming I'll be leading of course :P

i thought we'd given up on all this im too slow lark. we clearly know who can catapult themselves the furthest. :D

Is that for real? Blimey :flame:

I've been paying into BUPA for 25 years and yet when my missus needed it they said "Ah no mate, Multiple Sclerosis? That's a chronic disease we don't cover that"

Seems strange that they'll cover racing injuries, which although they also linked to "chronic racing disease" are things that are higher risk than going round Tesco of a weekend and are self-inflicted :puzzled:

If that's true BUPA policies are not of your making obviously, but it doesn't stop me being ****ed off with them.

Rant over, Sorry to derail your thread, hope you find your big brass balls (have you tried a pawnbroker? or even a porn broker). Good luck to you and everybody else at Assen and I don't want anybody sampling the attentions of Dutch nurses (real Dutch nurses I mean, not the ones in Amsterdam)

[Edited on 3-5-2006 by Jools]

I'm going to assume you have the Hewlett Packard corporate plan? I'm quite surprised you're not covered mate, and very disappointed. I don't know what to say really, I'm really sorry to hear it.

They will cover me playing any sport as long as it's not professional according the the lady I called. I only checked rugby, diving, racing and a few others. They paid out for my shoulder op after injuring it playing rugby and they paid out for my broken ankle and seeing the consultant from that as well when I crashed at Brands.

I guess they cover sport and have a different policy for certain diseases. Probably because MS is a much bigger cost to them than putting me in another plaster cast and calling me a knob again ...

Sorry Jools.