The Otei report
 

Cue news style music... "daddadada daaaah!"

This is the truth, the whole truth, and the truth as only I remember it.


http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tim.pri...esmoduerep.htm

That is the funniest thing I've read in a race report - EVER!!!

;)

Only too happy to be of service.

By the way, how's your Mum?

Is she walking normally yet?

:D

*runs away*

...and I was just about to say how funny I thought the rest of your report was!!

As if you could out run me anyway - I've seen your lap times ;)

:D

That's really good :D Nicely written Mr Otei

Have you ever tried running up Mcleans at Donny?..I cannot believe how steep that is in reality. Not paddock Hill Bend steep or anything like that, but really decieving.

Wait, did I really just ask you if you'd ever run anywhere!!

Ho Ho!! :D ;)

Where were you yesterday had the dd bike all warmed up Otaaaay.

Yeah, sorry Chass,

Meant to ring Alec and tell him to say Adios to everyone, but was so bloody busy I never got a chance.

Hope you had fun.

Did TP manage to keep the 916 upright?

ere surely you mean coppice or that corner leading on to the back straight!! whatever it's called.

Anyways damn fine report ghetto fly

It's hard enough running DOWN Paddock Hill, so there's no way I'm running UP anywhere ;)

:D

Hello Budgie-legs ;)

Hello fruitbat

how are you me old mucker

work ok ???

Oi! I'm right here!!!

Cheeky Bastid!

;)

Do they have the internet in A&E nowadays then?

Work is cool thanks :D

Boss is laid back and hardly there. I get the work done and then some, so he's chuffed. It's dead easy really, but sounds like he's had some real muppets working there before.

As long as it pays for racing I'm happy. All jobs are **** aren't they ;)

Got yourself a sim card yet?

:rolleyes:

Don't worry, I'll check my mail before I come and visit you ;)

When are you getting out?

:frog:

They didn't renew my season pass, so unfortunately I haven't been able to use their services the last few times I've been on track so unfortunately I've stayed rubberside up.

That's ok, form is temporary, crash is permanent ;)

:lol:

So you fitted straight in then ;) ;) ;)

BOOM BOOM!!!

Oh I don't know, it's awfully convenient not having to pop down to the local hospital when you race or do a track day - I think it might catch on.

;)

Dom,

I'll give you a fiver, and a half eaten box of 1976 vintage animal crackers for that signed polaroid of Basil Brush.

Deal?

Tell ya what, I'll throw in a Goodies annual too.

You're sooooooo old :lol:

:D






















Deal ;)