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Jools 24-Aug-2006 13:38

Fame at last
 
I went to Peterborough to get a new passport today, and buzzed up there in Mrs Jools Smart Car (cos it had plenty of petrol in it) On the way back, just as I was about 300 meters from the Black Cat roundabout a big orange sign started flashing up ahead.

"A421 Great Barford by-pass now open" it said, and so it was !!!

There were a couple of artics in front of me in the right hand lane and they turned on first, but of course as soon as I got on the roundabout I pulled into the right hand lane and overtook the artics as I got onto the new by-pass

Then I noticed something strange...

As I turned onto the bypass there was a crowd of posh people standing at the side of the road clapping and waving at me, then at regular intervals there were little groups of contractors in their yellow jackets cheering as I went past.

Then I noticed something else very strange....There was absolutely nobody in front of me :eek:

As I approached the first bridge it was lined with people waving and clapping, and so it went at every bridge, of course I started hamming it up with thumbs up signs and 'royal waves', then I noticed there was even a TV crew on one of the bridges filming little ol' me beetling along in a black Smart.

Could it be that I was the very first member of the public to drive along that road ???

Anyway, all you guys in 'Look East' land, if you see me on the news, now I've opened my first bypass, remember I'm available for fete and supermarket openings, after dinner speeches, and conferences at a reasonable fee ;)

Tonio600 24-Aug-2006 13:43

:lol:
how good :D

Paul James 24-Aug-2006 13:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jools
I went to Peterborough to get a new passport today, and buzzed up there in Mrs Jools Smart Car (cos it had plenty of petrol in it) On the way back, just as I was about 300 meters from the Black Cat roundabout a big orange sign started flashing up ahead.

"A421 Great Barford by-pass now open" it said, and so it was !!!

There were a couple of artics in front of me in the right hand lane and they turned on first, but of course as soon as I got on the roundabout I pulled into the right hand lane and overtook the artics as I got onto the new by-pass

Then I noticed something strange...

As I turned onto the bypass there was a crowd of posh people standing at the side of the road clapping and waving at me, then at regular intervals there were little groups of contractors in their yellow jackets cheering as I went past.

Then I noticed something else very strange....There was absolutely nobody in front of me :eek:

As I approached the first bridge it was lined with people waving and clapping, and so it went at every bridge, of course I started hamming it up with thumbs up signs and 'royal waves', then I noticed there was even a TV crew on one of the bridges filming little ol' me beetling along in a black Smart.

Could it be that I was the very first member of the public to drive along that road ???

Anyway, all you guys in 'Look East' land, if you see me on the news, now I've opened my first bypass, remember I'm available for fete and supermarket openings, after dinner speeches, and conferences at a reasonable fee ;)


Isn't that the stretch where they've introduced a 20mph limit with no visible limit signs ? Maybe you were the first person to get 50 points on your licence in a 5 mile stretch of road. :eek: :o :lol:

Grib 24-Aug-2006 13:50

Excellent! :D

antonye 24-Aug-2006 14:00

Not on the current Look East, but may be on the evening edition later.
Online version here (requires Real Player or equivalent):
http://www.bbc.co.uk/england/realmed...mbs_tvbull.ram

jeff st4s 24-Aug-2006 14:45

Well Royalty has finally joined the DSC! :)
Shame you were not out on the Bike.

couchcommando 24-Aug-2006 14:58

Surely you're imune to people pointing and laughing as you drive by in a smart car ?
And yes we believe you that it's the missus's car.........

Chaz 24-Aug-2006 15:07

Do you ever drive/ride your own vehicle jools:-)

psychlist 24-Aug-2006 15:09

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Originally Posted by couchcommando
Surely you're imune to people pointing and laughing as you drive by in a smart car ?


Depends, Charlotte's got a Smart car, and AK just hasn't got around to fitting the 'Busa motor yet :rolleyes:

NBs996 24-Aug-2006 15:15

Same thing happened to me not long ago Jools.
What a coincidence I was driving a Smart car too!

Jools 24-Aug-2006 15:19

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Originally Posted by couchcommando
Surely you're imune to people pointing and laughing as you drive by in a smart car ?
And yes we believe you that it's the missus's car.........


:lol:

It is Mrs Jools car honest...It's actually quite good fun to drive and I daren't admit to the car I drive on a bike site...Oh all right then, it's Swedish and begins with a V :p

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Originally Posted by chass
Do you ever drive/ride your own vehicle jools:-)


Not if I can help it :frog:

(and I did buy it for her in the first place)

couchcommando 24-Aug-2006 15:22

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Originally Posted by Jools
:lol:

It is Mrs Jools car honest...It's actually quite good fun to drive and I daren't admit to the car I drive on a bike site...Oh all right then, it's Swedish and begins with a V :p
Not if I can help it :frog:

(and I did buy it for her in the first place)


Actually all the best people drive Volvo's ;)

rcgbob44 24-Aug-2006 15:38

Tell that to Ogri !!!!!!!!

Martinp 24-Aug-2006 17:38

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Originally Posted by antonye
Not on the current Look East, but may be on the evening edition later.
Online version here (requires Real Player or equivalent):
http://www.bbc.co.uk/england/realmed...mbs_tvbull.ram


Nice plane i'll have two please.

Sharpy G 24-Aug-2006 17:59

yep, I agree, all the best peeps drive volvos ! except the ones with fluro stripes on !! LOL

lucky if you were the first one along the bypass,
years back, I worked as an engineer on the M20 Maidstone to Ashford project for 3 1/2 years....on opening day, me and a fellow engineer waited patiently for the opening drive thro' so we could be 2 of the first along it (well...officially, if u know what I mean !)
only to be blocked by the boys in blue and ushered up the slip road just before the new section !!
maybe because we were both in RS Escorts ?!!! LOL
Still almost managed to get the first speeding ticket on there that same day !

Redruth 24-Aug-2006 18:53

I'm not going to say what immediately came to mind about being in a Smart Car beause I don't want to incur the wrath of Charlotte, something I experienced in the early days of my DSC membership when I innocently mentioned a chrome KBC helmet that didn't fit properly, which I trashed at Cadwell anyway so don't wear now. Suffice to say, well done Jools. You certainly have a knack for being in the right place at the right time.

CK 24-Aug-2006 20:05

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Originally Posted by psychlist
Depends, Charlotte's got a Smart car, and AK just hasn't got around to fitting the 'Busa motor yet :rolleyes:


nah, not a busa, thats sooo old hat:rolleyes:

still looking for a sensible 9** to shoe horn in & then add nitrous (next winters project) , but she still did a happy 80+ in the 3rd lane today of the M3, and also the 2nd lane of the 303 - really pee's orf the smart saloons when you go past waving:D


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