When I first got the internet.........
 

............I got a webcam, shaved my hair off and took a video of me riding an exercise bike naked, then emailed it to all of my friends.

I just thought I'd share that with you all.

Just in case you didn't think I was mentally unstable already.


P.S: They all really liked the vid.

I'd like to add something important to this thread...

I've never met Otei in my lifetime.

I don't know anyone called Otei.

I have never known anyone called Otei.

I haven't seen any videos of Otei on an exercise bike.

...and I definately didn't inhale!!

I said I emailed it to my "friends".

Who are you?

I am Dominic cann-Hussain...and I will crush you all into a Desmodromic pile of crapulence!

Dude, that likeness is uncanny, you're SOOO gonna look like Jethro when you're older! LOL!

I wasn't going to do this, but seeing as you started it, I think everyone should know the truth about Otei...

:lol: :lol:

Timmy timmy timmy ... dear oh dear ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I haven't laughed that much in a VERY VERY long time...so much laughter I thought I was going to have to have the excess surgically removed.

Genius Mr moustache.

For once, I am on my knees, your humble ex pop starlett.

Nice one!:D

Still laughing

The best bit is that I hardly had to edit it :lol:

:D

I was going to ask Timotei to sponsor me once...but then I considered the sales pitch that I'd have to punt to these clearly tree huggingly nature obsessed dudes.

"Dear Sir,

I'd like some of your hair washy type dollars in order to continue my passion for emitting copious quantities of unburnt hydrocarbons. The type of hydrocarbons that will cause asthma, and other seriously debilitating illnesses in your young and cherished offspring"

"Ummmm, wait, I don't think that came out quite right"


"Yes, Mr Pritchard, a bit like you!" :D

Hey Dom, I used to spell Definite "Definate" until I got a dictionary.

That's why we're differint.

Anyway, you wanna run a spell checker over your Donington race report before pikking me up on my spellling.

:rolleyes:

Pirelli.

What else?

Haven't you re-read it yet?...C'mon!!! :)

I think I'll get another beer.

Hooray.:roll:

bellends

I just printed it off for my brother, but as he's proper educated like, he wouldn't have understood half of it.

Thanks to the power of Microsoft though, I made it more righter.

:lol:

Eggzackly!!

It should read "Bell ends"

:D

crever crant

Spelling & grammar...

correspondance
him.It
someones
raceday
inbetween
lap.Not.
Phils
bill.Gulp!
lowside
calm.Usually
nevermind
holeshot
labcoat

...you did ask!

I won't go through all the grammatical mistakes though ;)

Kyle, you're clearly as ****ed as I am.

I actually wrote "ass ****ed" but if you were ass ****ed you'd be dead, because the rectum absorbs alcohol so greedily that you'd die from alcohol poisoning. Don't ask why I know that.

Anyway, what was I going to say?

Oh yeah, I stopped my car at a pub, asked an old couple in a posh voice to come over. Then was surprised at how posh their voices were.

Undaunted, I pulled out a map and asked them where Flamp Freath was?

"Oh I don't know" they haughtily replied........

It's near Antelope Scrape I countered as my friends were trying not to p1ss themselves laughing in the passenger seats...then I just floored it, leaving their confused old grills in the dust of my V6.

Mwahahahahaha!

P.S: Domski, you're too fackin' smart fer yer own good.

She's not home yet then?

:lol:

who's that your mum dom


Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag gggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you need help

LOL

I refer the Right Honourable Gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago...



BOOM BOOM!!!

;)

TOP NOTCH

LOL LOL LOL