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jeff st4s 09-Sep-2006 11:10

Biking enforcement
 
Recently dumped bird is now looking for Biking Copper wielding truncheon, she is standing on my shoulder dictating ad.
;)
Hopefully we can get a result for her before this ad is pulled.
:)

749er 09-Sep-2006 14:29

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Originally Posted by jeff st4s
Recently dumped bird is now looking for Biking Copper wielding truncheon, she is standing on my shoulder dictating ad.
;)
Hopefully we can get a result for her before this ad is pulled.
:)


what has she done wrong that she needs to 'fess up to a copper about?

jeff st4s 09-Sep-2006 14:39

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Originally Posted by 749er
what has she done wrong that she needs to 'fess up to a copper about?



I think she is interested in the interogation process and the having to answer for her sins to some demanding man in a unifrom.

doogalman 09-Sep-2006 17:34

Welcome to Jeffs dating thread!

Zimbo16 09-Sep-2006 17:41

Have you tried posting this on VisorDown? Should get a few interested . . . :)

749er 09-Sep-2006 17:47

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Originally Posted by jeff st4s
I think she is interested in the interogation process and the having to answer for her sins to some demanding man in a unifrom.


My mate Jim is really cranky at times. I am sure he can dig out his FEDEX uniform

doogalman 09-Sep-2006 18:03

Jeff, why not put an ad on
http://www.ukpoliceonline.co.uk/

749er 09-Sep-2006 20:09

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Originally Posted by doogalman
Jeff, why not put an ad on
http://www.ukpoliceonline.co.uk/


amazing! I see there is a section called "in the job" not "on the job"

andyb 09-Sep-2006 20:44

Post a piccie of said bird.............and ill see what i can do!

doogalman 09-Sep-2006 20:54

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Originally Posted by andyb
Post a piccie of said bird.............and ill see what i can do!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006080674,00.html

andyb 09-Sep-2006 21:00

Probably talks too much for me.............

andyb 09-Sep-2006 21:02

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how about this one................

doogalman 09-Sep-2006 21:07

Come on Jeff, where are you?

749er 09-Sep-2006 21:54

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Originally Posted by andyb
Probably talks too much for me.............


aye,but it only speaks the words you teach it!

jeff st4s 09-Sep-2006 22:10

Sorry boys went out to pick up my son so only just got back in 22:15.
I'll show here all your comments on sunday and see what she thinks.
:)

doogalman 09-Sep-2006 22:11

Is that wise??

jeff st4s 09-Sep-2006 22:18

She is an intelligent woman with a sharp sense of humour and an open mind, hence the police thingy.
So I'm sure she'll want to know if there are any boys out there for her who can float her boat.

andyb 09-Sep-2006 22:21

I know a man who could blow her frock up..........

jeff st4s 09-Sep-2006 22:26

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

andyb 10-Sep-2006 19:12

Ive got 6 in the queue so far.........were waiting! ;-)

doogalman 10-Sep-2006 19:37

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Originally Posted by andyb
Ive got 6 in the queue so far.........were waiting! ;-)

Sounds like a train!!

749er 10-Sep-2006 19:48

out of interest, whats wrong with being single?

andyb 10-Sep-2006 20:56

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Originally Posted by 749er
out of interest, whats wrong with being single?

Said the bloke thats single?

749er 10-Sep-2006 20:59

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Said the bloke thats single?


said the bloke thats single!

twpd 10-Sep-2006 21:03

Like dogs on heat! :rolleyes:

Nowt wrong with being single - U get to spend all your dosh on toys....of the two-wheeled variety. :D

doogalman 10-Sep-2006 21:12

So Jeff, what did she make of the posts?

jeff st4s 10-Sep-2006 22:37

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Originally Posted by andyb
Ive got 6 in the queue so far.........were waiting! ;-)


She wants to know whether you are working in imperial and do they all come with squished faces!
:)

749er 11-Sep-2006 17:52

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Originally Posted by jeff st4s
She wants to know whether you are working in imperial and do they all come with squished faces!
:)


there is a great joke in there, but am saying nothing!

andyb 11-Sep-2006 19:33

Inches are so better than millimetres....................

andyb 11-Sep-2006 19:34

wheres the piccie................

jeff st4s 11-Sep-2006 19:52

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Originally Posted by andyb
wheres the piccie................


Now removed before I get into trouble or you lot say something to offend a lady

andyb 11-Sep-2006 20:22

Dawn French...............?

doogalman 11-Sep-2006 20:23

She don't look to happy. Does she smile???

twpd 11-Sep-2006 20:30

She's lopsided :lol:

jeff st4s 11-Sep-2006 20:32

TWPD.
They are in her hands, now now if you cannot pay a compliment shut up!
Directed my comment rather than it be for everyone

andyb 11-Sep-2006 20:51

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Originally Posted by jeff st4s
They are in her hands, now now if you cannot pay a compliment shut the f*ck up!


So who edited that? we want the full monty.........:cool:

doogalman 11-Sep-2006 20:52

Oy Oy, language. You should be gratefull people arn't talking about you. You old git.

twpd 11-Sep-2006 21:14

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Originally Posted by jeff st4s
TWPD.
They are in her hands, now now if you cannot pay a compliment shut up!
Directed my comment rather than it be for everyone


I was only making an observation? Now why would she be doing that?

jeff st4s 11-Sep-2006 21:17

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Originally Posted by twpd
I was only making an observation? Now why would she be doing that?


She required a photo of a more intimate nature for another situation, so when I was asked for a photo for here, that is what she emailed me to put on. Naturally it has been sensored as not to offend anyone

doogalman 11-Sep-2006 21:20

How on earth could you offend anyone here?


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