Northern mans life expectancy.....
 

So why do all you chubbys up north have a two year less life expectancy than us athletes down sarf?........according to the news:D

It's a fallacy, we just live life quicker, and don't spend so much of it in traffic queues. :o)

Ains.

It's all the s*x, it shortens your life you know. ;)

Yorkshire.........................No 1 for fat blokes according to the news..........result!

Shorter life expectancy? thats right, its grim oop North, you boys stay where you are darn sarf, and leave the stuff like over drinking, over eating, underexercising in the Gym, over exercising in the bedroom, and riding like loons on the road to us:lol: :lol:



got to go, the pie van is on its way round:lol:


Yum, Yum, PIE

Ray.

Aye 2 years less :( But the quality of life up here makes up for it :)

Wouldnt want to live anywhere else in the UK.

You are soooooo right there Mart'.

We moved back up north in 1988, it was a rat race back then and the rats were winning. :big grin:

Ains.

So.....does life expectancy increase the futher south one moves?

In that case - Southern Spain - here i come :)

Frank

P.S. 'Up North' that will be anywhere North of the Watford gap then ?

Why stop there? Why not head to New Zealand or Aus?

I will be eventually :D

PS - No you haven't gotten rid of me that easily.

There are limits:lol:

Ya can over do it ya know.

I'd stop at SW France given the option. A few miles inland from Cannes/Frejus.

Judging by the age of the customers at the local vinyards in their beaten up Renault 4s I'd say that was about the optimum:D

Ray.

Don't go that far, I think the longest life expectancy in Europe is in France :D

Good NHS (maybe not for long again :lol: ), quality food, don't work too much, small nap after lunch, having a good laugh at our european neighbours (makes us live longer)... how do you want us to die? :lol:

And because we're **** at racing bikes, we don't do it and so don't even take as many risks as you :lol:

Shorter life oop norf coz there all full of sh*t, next year the government are going to make it compulsory to have a hole in all lavatory seats north of the Thames, this they hope , will cure the life expectancy thing!

In 2008 there going to have colour TV as well.


Best I go and hide!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TV? We dont need TV when we have all the best roads to ride and scenery to look at :)

What good is a TV, we've no electric:D

Ray.

Yer,but you are only legally allowed 98 BHP on the road...............

what's a road then ??
we've got telly in - but it only works if I get the wife to pedal the genset really hard...

living in Cornwall, i beg to differ, we have all of the above and a pace of life that's just.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Steve

Would agree with you re pace of life but definitely not re roads and scenery.:)

cant beat strapping me ferret on the 996. and wissing round dales.fat its all the good life.pies tripe hmmmmmmmmmmm.