Had enough...I want 'em all banned/hanged!!!!!
 

Weather girls with their stupid hand gestures and drawn out forecast when all we want to know is it it going to rain or not? Sian Lloyd should be the first to go...

That bloody Frosties advert on TV...they taste great my arse...

Taxi drivers who think they are above the law and can drive however they want...

Ban 'em....BAN 'EM ALL I SAY!!!!!

Anyone else we want adding to this list?

So Harv, you do have it in you to be a cereal killer !!!

Oh dear Jools...very poor ;-)

Harv

Bit touchy arn`t we!

Are you approaching that time of the month?

We should also ban homicidal white van drivers, the anul polititians who now want to charge us for using the M25.

We should also ban, no make that kill, Ken Livingstone for being a lying thief who has greated congestion and than charges people for it.

I`d also ban all motorbikes, bloody noisy greasy things!!!

God I hate Fridays but things look brighter coz I`m of to Italy in the morning!!!!

Speed bumps my arth never even seen one move:-)

AMEN brother...politicians and white van drivers...go without saying

ooohhh... I dunno, they are pretty good for getting air off on the DR :-)

yeah Harv, I'd like to add a couple :
The cops that told me I couldnt look at cctv footage to nick the scum that broke into my car because it 'infringed on their civil rights'

Wanadoo customer service for being c**p

O2 for being totally unhelpful/disinterested when my phone regularly packs up, but then decide to send me a 'valued customer card'

Simon Cowell for being Simon Cowell (!)

Watch it that's a racist remark

...unbelieveable...again though...ultimately down to politicians I guess...

Noooo, I've got lots of white friends...

But do they own vans? AH HA!

Ah yes, but when you're coming up to motorway roadworks in your white van you can block the people who think they are so important that they can drive ( In lane 3 ) to the front of the queue, past all those people in lanes one and two who have filtered in and are patiently waiting.

Not that I would ever do that of course, as it's illegal to obstruct the billy big boots of this world. ;) :lol:

Does anybody know who invented White Van Man?

LOL...I had this the other day, some bloke in a big people carrier started getting shitty with everyone going up the outside lane, so he moved acros to block everyone.

Problem was he was a good 800-1000m away from the merge, which I think is a little OTT...everyone started diving down his inside instead until the point where he couldn't get back in for sometime!!!!

Quality.

I'll add PlusNet to the list of cr@p ISPs. I spent over 5 hours on hold, over the course of five days, trying to get through to them. Then changing my broadband connection from one flat to another took 22 days (!!!!) because I kept my same telephone number apparently.

I'll also agree that O2 is a nightmate. I wanted to upgrade my phone, but they weren't carrying the model I wanted. So I was off to Vodafone, who then wanted a £150 deposit! Hang on...... I'm a new customer for you, don't you want my business, I'm willing to sign up for 12 months, I've been with O2 for over 5 years, kept the same mobile number, always paid my bills and you want a £150 security deposit?????? I stuck with O2 and got a new phone that I didn't want.

Also add to the list:

- Cars/vans/buses that run red lights. A bus ran a red light from my left this morning. Bus was turning right. When my light turned green I moved away from the line and then had to brake sharply to avoid said bus. Then....... I had to walk the bike backwards to allow the bus enough room to complete its right hand turn. Why oh why didn't the damn thing just stop on the organge/red instead of creating a bloody problem for everyone.

- Vehicles that refuse to indicate. I don't care if you're turning left, right or even just changing lanes. Use an indicator for forks sake.

- Pedestrians that step out from infront of large vehicles (buses especially). Use a crossing you idiot! That's what they are there for. Don't make me hit you.

- Pedestrians that cross at crossings when their light is red. Mine is green! That means go. I go. Yours is red. That means stop. You stop! Idiots........

Ban them all!

Phew, glad I got that out.

Aaaaand breath!

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Nice one Phillc...feel free to rant one and all.

This is a chance to get out all that negativity.


RANTRANTRANTRANTRANT.

p.s., must not be Duacti or DSC related...LOL

DOH!!!!

And I was just stretching my typing fingers and warming up the keyboard!

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JOKE!

Oh I have more............

There's a right turning lane into my place of work - http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl...00339&t=k&om=1

See it there on that map? See how close it is to the A40? There's no right turn onto the A40 just before the flyover (bottom of map) Now how many people do you think use this right hand turn lane to do a U-Turn to get back onto the A40? There's a great big boody sign that says "No U-Turn for 150 Yards." How many of the people doing U-turns do you think bother to use their indicator?

At least twice a week I use my horn at some moron doing a U-Turn directly infront of me. Read the signs! Follow the law!

All I want is one police officer to be there for one week handing out tickets for illegal U-turns. That'd put an end to it.

Thats my livelyhood gone then.:( :(

How about non-ducati owners on a Ducati forum?:lol: :lol:

Even if they were Ducati owners in a previous life. :frog: :frog: :lol: :D :)

Hang 'em I say...

Chavs Chavs & Chavs

Note: Title of thread has now been altered to include Hanging...Banning just wasn't enough for some...

Strange?

More so, they should know better.:lol: :lol:

Not a problem if you are cruising the streets in a white van:devil: :devil:

We all know in life there are white van men and then there are real men in white vans. :)

But the idea ( Apparently ) if you do it correctly, is that you keep to the same speed as the traffic in lane 2 and preferably next to another white van ( or HGV ) who will twig that you are helping them to get through the roadworks quicker and will then flash you in at the merge point. :)

I would ban all those little gadgets that have a very simple task in life but have been designed so that they don't do what they are supposed to...

Like tin openers that don't open tins or, even worse, corkscrews that fall to bits the first time you try and use them.

I've got a light fitting where it's virtually impossible to change the bulb without dismantling the whole thing because the bayonet fitting turns as you turn the bulb.

Mobile phone firmware on my Nokia that lets me press a little joystick key to get to the contact list, lets me use the same key to toggle through the list, lets me press the same key to select the number I want from the list....wouldn't it be logical to press it again to call the selected number...but no.

There's a hotel in Ratingen, Germany where every goddam thing is automatically triggered by sensors. The lights in your room, the toilet flushes when you walk away, the taps run just by waving your hand underneath them...but when you've got a suitcase in both hands as you leave the hotel, you'll flatten your nose against the door cos...guess what...the doors aren't automatic.

Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh.....designers who never try to use what they've designed...ban them all

nooooooooooooooooo sye ! Simon cowl is "Good " says what he means and means what he says!

some others on here could take a leaf from his book !


mav

BMWs and Girls Aloud wearing clothes

OKAY THEN, I THOUGHT WE HAD A TRUCE :lol: :lol: I WOULD NOT ABUSE YOUR BIKE YOU LEAVE MY BMW ALONE. :lol: :lol:

YELLOW BIKES :)

I actually only meant the cars :D

I completly agree and please accept my apology for insulting your bike's colour. :)